Definitions by timlight

überseership 

1. the office of an überseer

2. the office or condition of the most obsessive of all "end-times" seers

Today, I'm anointing Churchian for überseership in last days music.

überseership by timlight July 16, 2009

churchmas 

1. A yearly holiday celebrated by churchians to commemorate the birth of their church's founder or their church

2. Also referred to as Churchmas Day

The most popular festival today is Churchmas Day.

churchmas by timlight July 16, 2009

churchmate 

1. A companion or associate in one's church
2. A churchian serving in the same church as another
3. A fellow churchian

"Hey, churchmate!"

churchmate by timlight July 16, 2009

überseer 

1. A person who obsessively foretells extreme future events above other seers
2. A person who supervises other seers, especially "end-times" seers

Rolex Iamrich is an end-times disaster film überseer.

überseer by timlight July 11, 2009

unchurched 

1. a person who is not a member of mainstream churches
2. a person who does not attend weekly mass or services of mainstream churches
3. a person who could not commit to the lifestyle of mainstream churches

He must have faith and $100 - that's how the unchurched are treated nowadays!

unchurched by timlight July 9, 2009

church-hopper 

A church-hopper is an attendant of different churches who avoids church accountability groups because of rejection, embarrassment, hostility, and control.

"Churchian the Zealous is a church-hopper?"

"Yes, it's obvious, he's not churchy!"

church-hopper by timlight July 6, 2009

eschatonphobia 

1. fear of the end of all things
2. fear of Eschaton ('last thing')
3. fear of the 'last days'
4. fear of the 'end times'
5. fear of the 'end of the world'

Doctor: "You have any phobias?"
Client: "Um, eschatonphobia - fear of the end of all things"

eschatonphobia by timlight July 6, 2009