timlight's definitions

swabber

1. one who performs a nasal or throat swab for the detection of bacteria or virus

2. one who swabs any surface

A swabber can prevent false results during covid-19 test if he's thoroughly following protocols

by timlight April 22, 2020

Pandemic 1

Bill Gates' codename for COVID-19, the first modern pandemic

When Pandemic 1 is over, you can stop being a homeliner, go outside, and join the next global party!

by timlight April 23, 2020

covid era

in the year of the COVID-19 pandemic

During the covid era, tens of millions of vaccines were rushed into production and delivered worldwide.

by timlight December 18, 2020

dracovid

1. extremely severe coronavirus disease
2. draconic + covid

Roger recovered from covid-19 symptoms but his doctor did not anticipate dracovid complications.

by timlight April 22, 2020

koobecaf

1. An impersonator on Facebook
2. to mimic a famous person's profile or status updates on Facebook

Is there a Miley Cyrus koobecaf in your Facebook circle of friends?

by timlight January 29, 2010

missed contact

not your ex, the infected one who got away from contact tracing authorities

Jane: Doctor Fox is positive with Covid-19. His whereabouts now is unknown.
Jill: So he's a missed contact out there, unquarantined and ready to infect anyone!

by timlight April 23, 2020

facebookee

1. a Facebook user or fan
2. one who is addicted to Facebook

Check back again, you facebookee!

by timlight January 29, 2010