Definitions by thedeakyamp

bbg 

bitches, beer and gear
apparently the 3 things my boyfriend (and all other guys) need to live

E: why are you so happy?
C: I’ve got my bbg!

bbg by thedeakyamp December 3, 2024

Kenton 

Kenton is the sexiest man alive. He’s a real hit with the ladies (or fellas if that’s what he’s into) and is the most likeable person ever. The gifts he gives are like no other, and he’s willing to take on a job no matter how difficult. He’s the best guy to have around if your looking for some good craic, and if you ever end up with a Kenton, consider yourself the luckiest human alive

Jack: Did you see Kenton last night?
Sarah: Yes he’s so sexy, I love him

Kenton by thedeakyamp August 16, 2023

Deep tiktok 

The most goofy ah side of TikTok to exist. Summer of 2020 everyone just went insane and started deep frying and speeding up their videos and inviting people to ‘the tré’. Gabbie Hannah was a celebrity here. There were accounts for ‘the colour blue official’ and ‘tescos extra official’

Copypastas with emojis were really popular here, such as r-r-r-roll💿up⬆️to2️⃣the🤩party🥳

I miss it

Gabbie: I’m the literal star of deep TikTok
@aldiofficial: yés bestay come to the tré

Deep tiktok by thedeakyamp May 29, 2023

Eddy

Eddy’s are the most wonderful guys ever, they always have your back and are never afraid to be themselves. Eddy’s are funny, and loyal, and would fight for you no matter what. Sometimes, other people can get him down, but he always comes back in full swing, and he should remember that his real friends are always there for him too

Ellen: Woah, I’m so lucky to be best friends with Eddy, he’s class

Eddy by thedeakyamp March 25, 2023

Yohan 

The wee violumpet man who stands outside castlecourt and is proper lad and a national treasure for Norn Iron

Jack: I was up in Belfast at the weekend
Grace: Oh my god did you see Yohan outside castle court?
Jack: Yeah he’s an actual legend

Yohan by thedeakyamp January 22, 2023

Friday Night Dinner 

Literal Top Tier British tv

It follows a Jewish family who meet for Friday night dinner with their clinically insane dad and mum who just needs a break
Also their mental neighbour Jim, who enjoys being petrified of his dog, and saying shalom

Johnny: Did you see Friday night dinner last night?
Adam: ofc i did, Martin is a national treasure

Friday Night Dinner by thedeakyamp December 20, 2022

grant chapman 

Grant is one of the OCs from the popular Wolfstar fanfic ATYD. Grant is the only man ever and can do no wrong

Grant Chapman is the literal LOML
Grant Chapman deserved so much better

grant chapman by thedeakyamp August 31, 2022