the2ndflood's definitions

Born with Handles

1 A man or woman with a large booty where-in the partner has an excess amount of fat to hold onto during sex. 2. Large folds of fat that can be used during a sex act.

Man, that girl is thick! You know she was Born with Handles !

by the2ndflood October 4, 2007

Object to Life

1. A person that gets so mad at an inanimate object that they wish it was alive, just so they could kill it.

I stubbed my toe on that f***ing table again! If I had one wish, I would wish that f***ing Object to Life so I could f***ing kill it!

by the2ndflood October 4, 2007

Wiki Supposea

A "Wiki Supposea" is what all Wikipedia formats end up as. A Wikipedia is "Suppose" to be an online web site where users can Add & Edit content profiles. Profiles related to Countries, States, Devices, Music, Movies, Persons; basically anything that needs some kind of record and description. The Term "Wiki Supposea" comes from the fact that the Wikipedia format is flawed. The problem with this type of system is that there is a small-group of persons that take it as their own personal responsibility to monitor all Edits made to the various profiles. This causes 90% of all Edits and Add-On's to be deleted by these users. These types of users are called "Wiki Demi's". A Demigod is a creature that is almost a God. So Wiki Demi's refused to allow any new, outside content edits. So unless the content is written by another Wiki Demi; it is DELETED. This prevents any new true Unbias info from being posted on the site. Since every single profile already has a small group of Wiki Demi Editors, there is no room for anyone else to help contribute to the site. And since the purpose of a Wiki is to allow ((ALL)) people to contribute with their own knowledge of the subject, Wikipedia will always remain a Wiki Supposea; and will end up containing Bias and Inaccurate information.

Well, I tried to help out again on the Wiki Supposea and my info was deleted as always. It doesn't matter that I went to school for the topic and understand it's inner working completely. So I guess because I'm just a basic editor who has a life outside of the Internet, and doesn't have 24/7 to sit around bulling other editors; I will never be allowed to contribute to Wikipedia! I thought the idea was for everyone who knows something about the topic to help out. But it just ends up being that the 10% MINORITY rules Wikipedia!

by the2ndflood October 17, 2008

Needless Killer

1. A person that chooses to hunt for no other reason but to kill. 2. Someone that claims to be religious but kills without remorse. 3. A so-called "Outdoors Men" that doesn't find pleasure in just enjoying being outdoors; but rather kills animals for sport. 4. A murderer that kills humans for pleasure. 5. A Psychopath.

Needless Killers are just too common where I live. I once saw a man shoot a deer and then left it to rot in the street. He didn't eat it or anything. I found it odd that he had a "What would Jesus do?" bumper sticker on his truck.

by the2ndflood February 29, 2008

A Rocky 3 Fighter

The 3rd movie in the Rocky Balboa movie series features a Rocky who is rich, powerful, popular, and well loved by his fans. But who doesn't care as much about winning, and therefor loses his title to Mr. T's character James "Clubber" Lang. So "A Rocky 3 Fighter" is 1 of 2 types of fighters. 1, a fighter with everything He/She has ever wanted, who ends up losing their heart and passion for the sport, and in the end loses their marquee status as a top fighter. 2, A fighter with everything, who then loses everything, but then finds themselves again and regains their marquee status.

John Doe was the best fighter I had ever seen! But once he got that money, he became A Rocky 3 Fighter and was forgotten about. His paychecks meant more to him then the fight outcome.... He became just another opponent....

by the2ndflood August 23, 2008

Her or Her

"Her or Her" is a game most often played by two male friends during a time of boredom. The game is played by asking one of the persons to choose between 2 photos of female celebrities in a magazine. That person then picks 1 of those celebrities that he would rather have sex with. This game can also be played between two women, which is then called "Him or Him." This game continues until there is no more photos left in the magazine or both persons move onto something else.

(Person 1) Okay, Her or Her? Jessica Alba or Vanessa Lengies? (Person 2) Humm, I would pick Vanessa Lengies. (Person 1) I would pick Jessica Alba. Now it's your turn to ask me.

by the2ndflood March 6, 2008

Paris Faceless

1. Used to describe a woman who's face would make Paris Hilton hot.

I wish Paris Hilton was a Paris Faceless... Paris Hilton looks like that guy Gimpy from the cartoon Undergrads. If only Paris Hilton had a face like Olivia Munn; then she would be hot.

by the2ndflood February 15, 2008