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The Art of Fish

1. To preform oral sex on a woman. 2. More commonly used by a gay male to describe their 100% lack of interest in pleasuring a woman orally. "Fish" being slane for a womans vagina.
(Friend 1) What, you have never gone down on a woman! (Friend 2) No, I don't partake in the Art of Fish.
by the2ndflood October 5, 2007
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Eaten Clean

1. Eating a woman's pussy until she can no longer produce female lubricant.
She made me stop pleasuring her after she was Eaten Clean .
by the2ndflood December 10, 2007
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Body-Part-Devotion

1. The fictitious commitment to a lovers body part. 2. The marriage between a part of the body that drives a person wild with lust.
Jessica Biel's ass is just too thick! I have such a Body-Part-Devotion to her ass that I want to marry it and buy a house in the city so we can share our life's together!
by the2ndflood December 9, 2007
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DildoDay

1. Having a Dildo inserted into a person's anus and keeping it their all day. 2. Preforming daily activities with a Dildo in a person's body.
I had a DildoDay and now I can't get the Dildo out!!
by the2ndflood December 9, 2007
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Perez Hilton

1. A completely unfunny blogger who writes generic comments over celebrity photos. 2. An overweight, ugly male who points out minor flaws in beautiful women.
Have you heard of this Perez Hilton? He truly has no talent. I guess anyone can run a blog these days.
by the2ndflood December 9, 2007
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Republican Conveyor Press System

A "Republican Conveyor Press system" refers to the idea that almost all Republican politicians are made the same. So being that they are so much alike, finding a new Republican politician is as easy as sorting through a Conveyor system; much like that found at a Dry Cleaners. This system is fictional; it is more of an Idea then a real system. The fact that Republican politicians tend to Look, Sound and Act the same; as well as share almost identical outdated conservative views; creates the Idea that if a Republican politician dies, you can just pull another one off of the line and not have to worry about any changes to the overall political system. An argument can be made that the Democrats could have their own Conveyor Press System, but since Democrats tend to have views that are considered to be Out-Side-Of-The-Box, a Democratic stereotype isn't that easy to define. Republican's tend to be Rich, White, Christian, Males; with unjustified fears against Immigration and Same-Sex Marriages.
(Man 1) Oh my God! John McCain died last night! What are we going to do now?! (Man 2) Relax, just pull another politician off of the Republican Conveyor Press System. They are all pretty much the same. The public won't notice the difference.
by the2ndflood August 28, 2008
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Between The Eyes Music

Between The Eyes Music is any song that is played to the point where it has lost all of it's original meaning. The term comes from the method of killing ones self by shooting themselves between the eyes. Which makes for a quick, painless death. These songs are popular; at least at first, but over time due to them being overplayed and overused; they end up annoying the listener. Some example of these types of songs are Daniel Powter's "Bad Day", which was played over and over again on American Idol. Mariah Carey's "Hero", which is played on practically any reality show were the directer wants to have a Compassionate moment. Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On", which was used on the Titanic movie soundtrack and was overplayed almost constantly on the radio.
Man! If I hear that F**ING Mariah Carey song Hero one more time I'm going to be forced to kill myself! I wonder if she realizes that by allowing anyone and everyone to use that stupid song; that she made the song into Between The Eyes Music? What ever message that song had has long since died...
by the2ndflood October 5, 2008
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