MILFY TIME is when a man goes out to club, bar, ect; for the sole purpose of finding an older woman to be with. Whether it be for a sexual encounter or for a serous relationship.
(Man 1) Where do you want to go tonight? (Man 2) I wanna goto the Blah-Blah bar. (Man 1) But most of the time that bar is full of MILF's. What about dating someone your own age? (Man 2) F**K That! Anytime is MILFY TIME for me!
by the2ndflood August 01, 2008
1. A form of music where-in the person needs no instrumental skills to preform it. 2. A generic type of music where one artist just copies from another. 3. A type of music that creates generic stereotypes that cause all who dress, act, and speak like them to be viewed as criminals. A so-called art form that trend-followers, follow blindly.
Pathetic Rap Music is for those who can't play, write, sing, or dance. It's the easy way to be the same as everyone else.
by the2ndflood September 22, 2007
A term used to describe the act of using your nose to pleasure a woman vaginally on her period. To use ones nose to stimulate a womans clitoris while she is still menstruating.
by the2ndflood September 22, 2007
The Term "Making A Moon" is a sexual term. It means stretching someone anus out as far as possible; making it into a moon-shape.
(Man 1) How do you want to get to Florida; do you want to fly there? (Man 2) Hell no! With security as paranoid as they are. I don't want some guy Making A Moon out of my butt hole!
by the2ndflood August 01, 2008
1. A mix of lubrication and fecal anal leakage that results from anal sex. 2. A messy bowel movement that comes from eating excessive amount of heavily greasy foods in a short amount of time.
Oh man, my girl kicked me out of bed after my Butt Gravy made the sheets stick to he leg! I though a Dutch Oven would be funny, but more then gas came out of my anus that night...
by the2ndflood February 29, 2008
A Virus Writer is a type of human trash that spends their free time creating computer viruses that hurt millions and even billions of people worldwide. Their goal is to create a computer virus that causes so much damage; that the news talks about the event; then the Virus Writer gets Bragging Rights. So they cause millions of people's computers to crash and die. They cause companies to lose millions of dollars in lost revenue; that is then past onto the ordinary consumer to help recoup those lost costs. All so these pieces of trash can brag to some people that most likely they never met offline. Computer Viruses come in several form; ranging from just a simple Annoyance, to completely destroying computers and servers, even to identity Theft. Virus Writer tend to be weak, pathetic, computer nerds. People too pathetic to commit a crime in person. So instead of offering the world something great; some brand new unique idea; or form of help. Virus Writers end up causing the world to be just that one step closer to being Hell On Earth. Some Conspiracy Theories revolve around the idea that the bulk of viruses are created by companies that directly profit from creating systems aimed to stop the damage caused by computer viruses (Anti-Virus/Firewall/Spyware Detectors/Ect). Because without the threat of viruses and hackers, these companies have no business to profit from. Most computer viruses are created from viruses that have already been created in the past. The writer just gets a hold of an old virus that was successful in causing all types of damage; then they just modify it a bit to fit their new needs. A lot of Virus Writer are children and teens. The instruction of Computer Repair and Programming are very common in schools today. So the threat from computer viruses is not only, (NOT) going to die down, it is going to get much, much worse as these children and teens explore a field that was once limited to only a handful of computer savvy users. And seeing as both children and teens don't yet have a very well established sense of what these types of viruses can do; this only adds fuel to the fire. Virus Writer are no longer content with causing problems with computers; they are moving more and more into PDA's and Cell Phones. As these devices become more common; scum bags see a new way to harass and hurt people. The very popular iPhone PDA has already started to fall under attack from these types of virtues. Companies like Microsoft envision a persons automobile and house one day being controlled remotely by computers. The idea is that the owner can control Lights, TV's, Alarms, ect using software and a PDA. If this comes to be, Virus Writers will surely follow suit with new ways created chaos. Maybe even crashing a server that controls an entire house or automobile. So until Virus Writers are forced to face much more severe consequences for their actions; the rest of us will continue, AS ALWAYS, to suffer due to the acts of these criminals.
I wish I could travel through a computer monitor. Then I could beat the ever loving S**T out of that scum bag Virus Writer who crashed my secondary hard drive!! $150 wasted because some piece of trash thought it would be funny to create a computer virus! God, please give me this 1 gift! Pretty Please!!!
by the2ndflood August 04, 2008
A Shit Bullet is a piece of poo poo that shoots out of your anus with such force, that is splashes dirty toilet water all over your butt and even onto the bathroom floor. These tend to be small pieces that can slip out with a lot of force.
(Man 1) Hey man, I need some bleach and an old towel. (Man 2) Why? (Man 1) Because I just shot out a Shit Bullet and now there is shit all over the floor and mirror. (Man 2) Damn it dude! Every time you come over here you leave me with that same nasty surprise! Have you ever thought about eating something called FRUIT?! Or something with Fiber in it?
by the2ndflood August 02, 2008