the2ndflood's definitions

Power Geek

1. A Geek who doesn't look like a geek, but more of an athlete. 2. Someone who loves to take part in StarTrec and Star Wars conventions but just doesn't fit in due to their aggressive look and build. 3. A nerd that can not be pushed around.

I have a Power Geek friend at school, but no one messes with him because he would demolish them for trying!

by the2ndflood December 9, 2007

The Art of Fish

1. To preform oral sex on a woman. 2. More commonly used by a gay male to describe their 100% lack of interest in pleasuring a woman orally. "Fish" being slane for a womans vagina.

(Friend 1) What, you have never gone down on a woman! (Friend 2) No, I don't partake in the Art of Fish.

by the2ndflood October 5, 2007

Republican Conveyor Press System

A "Republican Conveyor Press system" refers to the idea that almost all Republican politicians are made the same. So being that they are so much alike, finding a new Republican politician is as easy as sorting through a Conveyor system; much like that found at a Dry Cleaners. This system is fictional; it is more of an Idea then a real system. The fact that Republican politicians tend to Look, Sound and Act the same; as well as share almost identical outdated conservative views; creates the Idea that if a Republican politician dies, you can just pull another one off of the line and not have to worry about any changes to the overall political system. An argument can be made that the Democrats could have their own Conveyor Press System, but since Democrats tend to have views that are considered to be Out-Side-Of-The-Box, a Democratic stereotype isn't that easy to define. Republican's tend to be Rich, White, Christian, Males; with unjustified fears against Immigration and Same-Sex Marriages.

(Man 1) Oh my God! John McCain died last night! What are we going to do now?! (Man 2) Relax, just pull another politician off of the Republican Conveyor Press System. They are all pretty much the same. The public won't notice the difference.

by the2ndflood August 28, 2008

DildoDay

1. Having a Dildo inserted into a person's anus and keeping it their all day. 2. Preforming daily activities with a Dildo in a person's body.

I had a DildoDay and now I can't get the Dildo out!!

by the2ndflood December 9, 2007

Body-Part-Devotion

1. The fictitious commitment to a lovers body part. 2. The marriage between a part of the body that drives a person wild with lust.

Jessica Biel's ass is just too thick! I have such a Body-Part-Devotion to her ass that I want to marry it and buy a house in the city so we can share our life's together!

by the2ndflood December 9, 2007

Perez Hilton

1. A completely unfunny blogger who writes generic comments over celebrity photos. 2. An overweight, ugly male who points out minor flaws in beautiful women.

Have you heard of this Perez Hilton? He truly has no talent. I guess anyone can run a blog these days.

by the2ndflood December 9, 2007

Eaten Clean

1. Eating a woman's pussy until she can no longer produce female lubricant.

She made me stop pleasuring her after she was Eaten Clean .

by the2ndflood December 10, 2007