"I floated the gongshow last night, and no one even through a free mickey my way. I'll never boot for those girls again."
by the product September 06, 2005
Verb. To make fun of someone loudly and obscenely. A beak does not have to be sarcastic as much as it has to be rude, and loud.
Often executed from a moving vehicle to a pedestrian on the sidewalk. Can also be down to girls, but is not necessarily sexual.
Often executed from a moving vehicle to a pedestrian on the sidewalk. Can also be down to girls, but is not necessarily sexual.
"I beaked the Bulk so hard he was in tears by the end of the 2nd period"
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From a car:
"Kill YOURseeeeeeellllfff!"
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From a car:
"Kill YOURseeeeeeellllfff!"
by the product October 10, 2005
Guy #1 "After that broad we tag teamed last night, we was lampin' for hours just holdin' our testosterones!"
Guy #2 "Gross man, did not want to hear that."
Guy #2 "Gross man, did not want to hear that."
by the product September 05, 2005
1. A loud barf, generally the most respected of vomit trails.
2. A sign of agreement, a remark confirming a fact or phrase.
2. A sign of agreement, a remark confirming a fact or phrase.
1. "I larfed all over the house last night, and I swear the window panes were shaking."
2. Guy #1 "We should session the trails tonight and then have a brew."
Guy #2 "I'll larf to that."
2. Guy #1 "We should session the trails tonight and then have a brew."
Guy #2 "I'll larf to that."
by the product September 05, 2005
From, "You gotta slay a few dragons to get to the princess" a dragon slayer is someone who is out doing dirties with the hopes of finding a nice girl to really date. Or he's just using it as an excuse for never settling down.
"Gillies has been a dragon slayer longer than Jesus!"
"He'll never get to a princess"
"No way does he even want to!"
"He'll never get to a princess"
"No way does he even want to!"
by the product September 26, 2005
When, usually at the bar or a party, a guy (your buddy, unless your a total dick) goes for a broad, but you call out something that won't give him a chance. It's usually about an STD or him having a wife.
The opposite of being a wingman
The opposite of being a wingman
"The Gil sewered seabass so bad at the bar last night!"
"I just fuckin', sewered the bastard when he went to pork my broad."
(At the bar) "Hey BUDDY? Have ya told her about your HIV?"
"I just fuckin', sewered the bastard when he went to pork my broad."
(At the bar) "Hey BUDDY? Have ya told her about your HIV?"
by the product August 14, 2005
When, at the start of the night, all the guys put money into a pot, and decide to go for the dirtiest of dirties. At the end of the night, whoever got with the filthiest girl wins the pot.
by the product September 05, 2005