the product's definitions

Sewered

When, usually at the bar or a party, a guy (your buddy, unless your a total dick) goes for a broad, but you call out something that won't give him a chance. It's usually about an STD or him having a wife.

The opposite of being a wingman

"The Gil sewered seabass so bad at the bar last night!"

"I just fuckin', sewered the bastard when he went to pork my broad."

(At the bar) "Hey BUDDY? Have ya told her about your HIV?"

by the product August 14, 2005

Puberty Boy'ing

A synonym for hawking, but used more often to indicate when a guy is checking out a girl.

"D'you have your seatbelt? on"
"Yeah, buddy, that cop was hawking us.
"What? Hawkin'?"
"Yeah, you know, like, eyeing us, as a hawk eyes his prey."
"Oh, you mean like, Puberty Boy'ing !"

by the product July 23, 2008

Balk

When, in sexual intercourse, one makes a wrong move, ie, a slap on the ass, and the partner is appauled. They then stop all ensuing action.

"When I asked her about eating a sandwich in bed last night, it was a total balk."

by the product December 28, 2005

Cube

A 30 pack of beers. Usually the best buy. Don't confuse it with the bitch cube.

"John bought a cube last night and wouldn't let anyone have a beer, but after his 15th he was so fucked that I just stole a bunch."

by the product September 26, 2005

Dog Fight

When, at the start of the night, all the guys put money into a pot, and decide to go for the dirtiest of dirties. At the end of the night, whoever got with the filthiest girl wins the pot.

"This party is going to be pure dirt from Uptown."
"Better call a Dog Fight!"

by the product September 5, 2005

Bush League

From unshaven pussy, 'bush league' refers to anything that is below an acceptable standard.

The expression refers to the fact that you would not want to have anything to do with a hairy cunt, and therefore, it's in a league of it's own, where you rarely want to play.

"That party was so bush league."
"I know, and you said it had gongshow potential!"
"I was wrong, but at least I puked."

by the product October 1, 2005

Larf

1. A loud barf, generally the most respected of vomit trails.

2. A sign of agreement, a remark confirming a fact or phrase.

1. "I larfed all over the house last night, and I swear the window panes were shaking."

2. Guy #1 "We should session the trails tonight and then have a brew."
Guy #2 "I'll larf to that."

by the product September 5, 2005