The 3 S's

1. to Shit, Shower, Shave.
2. Or infront of parents: To shower, shave, celebrate shomer shabbis.

"Let's hit that gongshow you were talking about last night."
"Sure, but let me do the 3 S's first."

by the product July 22, 2005

Bush League

From unshaven pussy, 'bush league' refers to anything that is below an acceptable standard.

The expression refers to the fact that you would not want to have anything to do with a hairy cunt, and therefore, it's in a league of it's own, where you rarely want to play.

"That party was so bush league."
"I know, and you said it had gongshow potential!"
"I was wrong, but at least I puked."

by the product September 19, 2005

Roster

Your group of friends.

"What are you doing tonight buddy?"
"I don't know, the roster's empty. Bill's at the lake, Seabass is out with his wifey, Shaun is just a loser now, and Ciggy called a dragon slayer without me."

by the product September 14, 2005

Double Secret Probation

Term used to describe the best weekends, parties, or moments of your life.

"Well buddy, I'm not gonna hesitate when I say this weekend is gonna be Double Secret Probation!"

by the product November 09, 2005

Sesh

An abbreviation or short form of session.

"Time to sesh the Mill Creek gap!"

by the product August 29, 2005

Larf

1. A loud barf, generally the most respected of vomit trails.

2. A sign of agreement, a remark confirming a fact or phrase.

1. "I larfed all over the house last night, and I swear the window panes were shaking."

2. Guy #1 "We should session the trails tonight and then have a brew."
Guy #2 "I'll larf to that."

by the product August 29, 2005

Puberty Boy'ing

A synonym for hawking, but used more often to indicate when a guy is checking out a girl.

"D'you have your seatbelt? on"
"Yeah, buddy, that cop was hawking us.
"What? Hawkin'?"
"Yeah, you know, like, eyeing us, as a hawk eyes his prey."
"Oh, you mean like, Puberty Boy'ing !"

by the product December 04, 2005