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Double Secret Probation

Term used to describe the best weekends, parties, or moments of your life.
"Well buddy, I'm not gonna hesitate when I say this weekend is gonna be Double Secret Probation!"

Puberty Boy'ing

A synonym for hawking, but used more often to indicate when a guy is checking out a girl.
"D'you have your seatbelt? on"
"Yeah, buddy, that cop was hawking us.
"What? Hawkin'?"
"Yeah, you know, like, eyeing us, as a hawk eyes his prey."
"Oh, you mean like, Puberty Boy'ing !"
Puberty Boy'ing by the product July 23, 2008
To express great interest in someone or something by looking at them.

Often, but not limited to, when someone suspects you are doing something wrong, illegal, unconstitutional.
When we pulled out infront of a cop today he looked us up and down a few times.

K asked "You got your seatbelt on?"

I said "Yeah man, but he was hawking us."

"What?"

"Like, checking us out, eyes and everything.. Like a hawk"

"Oh, 'puberty boy'ing' us!"
Hawking by the product December 28, 2005
When, in sexual intercourse, one makes a wrong move, ie, a slap on the ass, and the partner is appauled. They then stop all ensuing action.
"When I asked her about eating a sandwich in bed last night, it was a total balk."
Balk by the product December 28, 2005

Loosely Remembered 

Used to indicate when you don't really remember what happened and you're lieing.

Is most useful while around people who have never heard it before and are asking for last night's story.
"So then Seabass was all 'I've been known to enjoy a fine martini!'.. Of course, this is all loosely remembered".
Loosely Remembered by the product December 3, 2005
Verb. To make fun of someone loudly and obscenely. A beak does not have to be sarcastic as much as it has to be rude, and loud.

Often executed from a moving vehicle to a pedestrian on the sidewalk. Can also be down to girls, but is not necessarily sexual.
"I beaked the Bulk so hard he was in tears by the end of the 2nd period"

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From a car:
"Kill YOURseeeeeeellllfff!"
Beak by the product October 10, 2005

Bush League 

From unshaven pussy, 'bush league' refers to anything that is below an acceptable standard.

The expression refers to the fact that you would not want to have anything to do with a hairy cunt, and therefore, it's in a league of it's own, where you rarely want to play.
"That party was so bush league."
"I know, and you said it had gongshow potential!"
"I was wrong, but at least I puked."
Bush League by the product October 1, 2005