Definitions by the moody poet
toey
2 B Horny!
Can also mean to be on edge, on your toes, or upset about something.
2 B upset and skirt around the issue.
Can also mean to be on edge, on your toes, or upset about something.
2 B upset and skirt around the issue.
"I'm toey!" "Blow me Bitch!"
"Why are you so toey tonight?"
"I'm pregnant! "Charles wants me to have an abortion ok!!!"
"Well that's a nice change, you knowing who the father is!"
"Now whose being toey you fucking paddle slap?"
"Why are you so toey tonight?"
"I'm pregnant! "Charles wants me to have an abortion ok!!!"
"Well that's a nice change, you knowing who the father is!"
"Now whose being toey you fucking paddle slap?"
toey by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
Fuck U Later
Instead of saying good-bye or see you later; kewl people now say Fuck U Later...
What hookers and prostitutes say to their John's when their finished and about to leave.
What hookers and prostitutes say to their John's when their finished and about to leave.
LINDY: Fuck U Later
SARAH: Where u going?
TOM: Yeh! U just got here biatch!
LINDY: Look! I don't have time 2 explain! Fuck U Later guyz!
CYRIL: I gotto go put my face on Pauly
PAULY: O.K Cyril... Fuck U Later Mate!
Marc, Brad, Toby and Carrington were dancing at the Peel Dance Bar when Carrington said he had to leave and blow some guy in the dunnies. The bois replied, "Kewl Carrington, Fuck U Later slut!"
SARAH: Where u going?
TOM: Yeh! U just got here biatch!
LINDY: Look! I don't have time 2 explain! Fuck U Later guyz!
CYRIL: I gotto go put my face on Pauly
PAULY: O.K Cyril... Fuck U Later Mate!
Marc, Brad, Toby and Carrington were dancing at the Peel Dance Bar when Carrington said he had to leave and blow some guy in the dunnies. The bois replied, "Kewl Carrington, Fuck U Later slut!"
Fuck U Later by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
Fart Tart
A prostitute who can't stop farting!
A slut with a bad case of the farts!
Someone who loves the smell of farts!
A fart pie!
To dress up a fart!
A derogatory name or rude name to call someone.
A slut with a bad case of the farts!
Someone who loves the smell of farts!
A fart pie!
To dress up a fart!
A derogatory name or rude name to call someone.
"Simone came over and the bitch couldn't stop farting and laughing!"
"She's a total fuck'n fart tart!"
"If that little fart tart think's she can shit all over me like that, she has another thing com'in to her!"
CINDY-LOU: Mike tried to dress up one of his farts!
CAMMY: (Shocked) Again?
CINDY-LOU: (Licking her lips) Uhuh...
CAMMY: (Chewing gum) What this time?
CINDY-LOU: After he farted his fucking guts out, he tried to tell me he had farted out Hilton's Restaurant Food but I dam well know a McDonalds fart when I smell one!
CAMMY: (Spits out gum) What a piece of fuck'in filth!
CINDY-LOU: Uhuh total Fart Tart!
"She's a total fuck'n fart tart!"
"If that little fart tart think's she can shit all over me like that, she has another thing com'in to her!"
CINDY-LOU: Mike tried to dress up one of his farts!
CAMMY: (Shocked) Again?
CINDY-LOU: (Licking her lips) Uhuh...
CAMMY: (Chewing gum) What this time?
CINDY-LOU: After he farted his fucking guts out, he tried to tell me he had farted out Hilton's Restaurant Food but I dam well know a McDonalds fart when I smell one!
CAMMY: (Spits out gum) What a piece of fuck'in filth!
CINDY-LOU: Uhuh total Fart Tart!
Fart Tart by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
Donald Trump Sex Maneuver
When the sex is that bad you are forced to perform the Donald Trump Sex Maneuver and tell the person your having sex with that their fired!
When you fire a prostitute for lousy sex.
The act of saying, "Your Fired!" during sex.
When you fire your girlfriend/boyfriend, one night stand or someone you've just picked up; that does not meet your standards in sex.
When you fire a prostitute for lousy sex.
The act of saying, "Your Fired!" during sex.
When you fire your girlfriend/boyfriend, one night stand or someone you've just picked up; that does not meet your standards in sex.
"I'm sorry I'm not that kinna girl that would go down on a guy on a first date."
"Sorry babe!" "I'm gonna have to perform the Donald Trump Sex Maneuver, Your Fired!" "I'll call you a cab and you can wait out on the street corner while I organise a more experienced player for my cock."
I picked this really drunk chick up at a club, she seemed alright at the club. Either I sobered up, or she got more uglier. But during sex she started slobbering all over my dick and didn't know how to give head, so I had to perform the Donald Trump Sex Maneuver and fire her ass!
"I love sucking cock, am I doing it right?"
"Your Fired!"
"Sorry babe!" "I'm gonna have to perform the Donald Trump Sex Maneuver, Your Fired!" "I'll call you a cab and you can wait out on the street corner while I organise a more experienced player for my cock."
I picked this really drunk chick up at a club, she seemed alright at the club. Either I sobered up, or she got more uglier. But during sex she started slobbering all over my dick and didn't know how to give head, so I had to perform the Donald Trump Sex Maneuver and fire her ass!
"I love sucking cock, am I doing it right?"
"Your Fired!"
Donald Trump Sex Maneuver by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
gay card
Like the pussy card accept used only between gay men to grant each other favours for sex.
To use the gay card is when a guy uses his body or has sex with another gay guy in order to get what he wants.
To use the gay card is when a guy uses his body or has sex with another gay guy in order to get what he wants.
Andy used the gay card on Will and got the promotion he wanted. Although Will was 58 and Andy was only 19, Andy was eager to get a head in the workplace.
"Andy has used the gay card so much, anyone would think he was turning into a common prostitute!"
"Now Andy has aids and is nearly dead, Toby will play the aids card to get Andy's job."
"Andy has used the gay card so much, anyone would think he was turning into a common prostitute!"
"Now Andy has aids and is nearly dead, Toby will play the aids card to get Andy's job."
gay card by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
Mata Hari
Mata Hari was a beautiful spy that was playing both sides of the field (Double Agent).
Born 1876 Mata was a Dutch exotic dancer and a famous courtesan who was executed in 1917 by firing squad by the French for espionage during World War I i.e. Mata was a (French & German Spy)
It is said upon her execution that she flung off her coat to expose a naked body to the firing squad.
Even at the age of 41; Mata, although not as young and beautiful as she once was, still had many high ranking military officers, politicians, royalty and other people of influence begging for her love and lust.
Mata used eroticism and read many books like the Indian Kama Sutra to help her accomplish a prima donna sex status. Other's include the biography of Cleopatra, Jezebel and other famous sensual females who commanded high sexual prowess.
Mata Hari means - Mother of God in Sanskrit and Eye of Dawn in Indonesian.
Mata was mostly famous for taking her clothes off as an Oriental dancer. At the time Mata was survived by her only daughter (son murdered by poison by disgruntled housekeeper in Java, Indonesia).
In the movie Casino Royale Mata Hari and James Bond (007) have a child called Mata Bond.
Born 1876 Mata was a Dutch exotic dancer and a famous courtesan who was executed in 1917 by firing squad by the French for espionage during World War I i.e. Mata was a (French & German Spy)
It is said upon her execution that she flung off her coat to expose a naked body to the firing squad.
Even at the age of 41; Mata, although not as young and beautiful as she once was, still had many high ranking military officers, politicians, royalty and other people of influence begging for her love and lust.
Mata used eroticism and read many books like the Indian Kama Sutra to help her accomplish a prima donna sex status. Other's include the biography of Cleopatra, Jezebel and other famous sensual females who commanded high sexual prowess.
Mata Hari means - Mother of God in Sanskrit and Eye of Dawn in Indonesian.
Mata was mostly famous for taking her clothes off as an Oriental dancer. At the time Mata was survived by her only daughter (son murdered by poison by disgruntled housekeeper in Java, Indonesia).
In the movie Casino Royale Mata Hari and James Bond (007) have a child called Mata Bond.
Mata Hari was a bit like Delilah (AKA Samson and Delilah). $$$ was her downfall and destruction.
Mata Hari had a bad habit of losing her clothes while she danced ;)
During the year 2000 a new trial was lodged with the French courts to clear Mata Hari's name. The legal fight continues to this day for important classified documents from both France, U.K and Germany to be shown to the public.
Mata Hari had a bad habit of losing her clothes while she danced ;)
During the year 2000 a new trial was lodged with the French courts to clear Mata Hari's name. The legal fight continues to this day for important classified documents from both France, U.K and Germany to be shown to the public.
Mata Hari by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
Jet Bag
Usually an old bag or ugly bag you pick up or sit next to on a jet or plane trip.
Refers to the bag you spew in on the plane.
Refers to the bag you spew in on the plane.
"Hi my name's Tish." "I guess we'll be sitting together for the next 20 hours?"
"Fuck'in great!" "Sitting next to a Jet Bag!"
"Well hello and fuck you to pig!"
"Yeh!" "Yeh!" "I'll fuck you later bitch!" "Just give me a minute."
"Fuck'in great!" "Sitting next to a Jet Bag!"
"Well hello and fuck you to pig!"
"Yeh!" "Yeh!" "I'll fuck you later bitch!" "Just give me a minute."
Jet Bag by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007