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Blue MAGA

Blue MAGA is a term directed toward socially-sonservative Berniecrats who have lost their damned minds and who now support war and genocide because PUTIN, OLIGARCHS, AND FOSSIL FUELS MAD GOOD!
Blue MAGA is screeching on X right now, "Why are Democrats so mad that a racist rapist pedophile so upset that a criminal is being indicted for crimes he's admitted to openly? WE SUPPORT PUTIN'S IMPERIALISM TO SHOW HOW ANTI-IMPERIALIST WE ARE!!!"
by the modhatter August 17, 2023
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Green MAGA

Noun

In 2016, when Russia and Republicans couldn't rig the Democrat Primary for Putin's Plan B, Bernie Sanders, professional loser Jill Stein offered Bernie Sanders her Green Party slot on the ballot. Other Berniecrats who have embraced the Putinist include Nina Turner, and various Squad members who say they support the Green New Deal, yet support Russian oligarchs and their Climate Changing petroleum. By taking China's side against TPP and pollution, these Bernie Bros revealed themselves once again to be Blue MAGA -- until indictments confirmed that they were never True Blue Democrats at all. Hence they became known as the Green Tea Party, or simply Green MAGA.

In more recent times, the Berniecrats' support of Putin and Trump resulted in the reversal of Roe V Wade, and AOC was among the first to adopt the Green garb of a cult group being run by Bob Akavian, using people's anger at Republicans' desire to rape and control women into a grift to take money AWAY from pro-choice groups.
"Why did AOC try to protest Nancy Pelosi over Green legislation that Pelosi has actually been an active proponent of for years?"
"What else would you expect from Green MAGA???"
by the modhatter July 19, 2022
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KHive

Noun

A term coined for people who support Vice President Harris, the "Kamala Hive" is a grass roots group who have done our research and found someone who did the work to replace conservative White Heterosexual Affluent Males in criminal justice and bring a progressive approach to crime PREVENTION over punishment, winning her a promotion to famously progressive California's Attorney General position. After putting her career on the line and refusing to defend the indefensible Prop H8, she was elected to the Senate, and then chosen as Biden's running mate, becoming a First in many categories, as she has in previous elections. Now, she is using her Constitutional role to break ties in the Senate, while promoting maternal health, and serving as an ambassador for the Biden Administration.

Of course, many hostile online users use "KHive" the same way other conservatives use "BLM" or "Antifa." Many of the people they label "KHive" are merely progressive voters who support pragmatic real-world solutions to the GOP Supreme Court, the 50 Republican Senators controlling Congress, and the de facto even split in the House between Democrats, and the GOP/Squad alliance who vote against things like removing lead from Michigan water, or seizing assets of Russian oligarchs being used to murder children and pregnant women in Ukraine.
"You mean, she doesn't support stealing tribal lands in 2022??? OMG, she must he KHive!!!"
by the modhatter June 27, 2022
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Sealioning

Trolling, which trolls call "Trying to engage in a controversial yet civil debate and requesting evidence from someone who refuses to provide such evidence to back up their claims." In short, sealioning is a form of censorship, in which case the trolls aim to exhaust free speech -- and if people block the toxic trolls, said trolls will just open up new accounts in the hope of making people be silent.

Used to accurately describe trolls who "request evidence" of things that any SINCERE person could just Google themselves, if they SINCERELY wanted to know anything. But this is simply not their true intent. They have been trained to exhaust any actual civil debate by popping up like a loud sea lion to frustrate and annoy people into not talking about things which offend said sealions.

"Sealioning" as a term is used to point out trolls' dishonesty by putting the blame where it belongs, on the one troll who tries to shout down SINCERE conversations by calling their trolling "debate."
Troll A : Can you give me a link to a study or article that validates your claim ?
Person A : Do you really need a study that validates my statement that water is wet? This sealioning is appallingly pathetic.
Person B : I have touched water, and it is indeed wet.
Troll A : Prove it !
Every rational person: Why do you feel it necessary to spend so much of your life sealioning? All you're doing is proving that no amount of "evidence" can sway you.
by the modhatter June 3, 2023
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Blue MAGA

Coined in 2016 to describe Bernie Sanders supporters who act just like Trump supporters, the term is derived from Trump's "Make America Great Again" MAGA, and from the Democrats' association with Blue on Election Night, lending itself to terms like "Blue States."

In true Blue MAGA fashion, Blue MAGAs made a nonsensical comparison between Democrats' nonviolent resistance and Trump's violent attacks on nonviolent dissenters, and called mainstream Democrats "Blue MAGA," a technique Orwell Warned Us about in "Nineteen Eighty-Four."
"To prove Berniecrats aren't anything like Trumpers, Blue MAGA is going to have thousands of bots vote down accurate definitions of 'Blue MAGA!' That'll show them!!!"
by the modhatter January 23, 2024
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Rose MAGA

Noun
In 2016, particularly after a violent mob of Berniecrats started acting like the other Trumpers, people started to refer to Bernie Bros as Blue MAGA. Eventually, investigators confirmed that Bernie was being supported by Putin, like Trump was, so we no longer associated them with actual True Blue Democrats. One of the preferred choices was Rose MAGA, in reference to their DSA Roses, and the similarity of the color to Red Hat MAGA.
"Those Democratic Socialists sure to seem to hate Democrats and society."
"That's because they're neither Democrats nor Socialists -- they're just Rose MAGA Populists"
by the modhatter July 19, 2022
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Green Tea Party

Backed by Russia, the Tea Party rose to prominence in 2008.
By December 2015, Russia had also secured the services of professional unserious candidate of the Green Party, Jill Stein.
While she claims to be representing an "environmental" Party, her record has supported Petroleum Putin as much as her MAGA Red Russian Tea Party cohorts'. Recently, these "environmentalists" couldn't even bring themselves to sanction Russian fossil fuels after Russia attacked Ukraine, and even threatened the world with a new nuclear catastrophe!
"Does that politician ACTUALLY care about the environment?"
"Naw, strictly Green Tea Party, helping the GOP keep Democrats from passing any laws to combat Global Climate Change."
by the modhatter May 24, 2022
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