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The term "Bowen" orginates from a very stinky guy that shits himself very often. To be called Bowen is to be called the foulest smelling person known to the world.
"Dude did someone empty a septic tank in here?"
"No it's just bowen over there, let's drop him in a vat of air freshner"
"No it's just bowen over there, let's drop him in a vat of air freshner"
by The King March 23, 2005
Get the bowen mug.1) Opening in the nose that varies in size and shape from person to person. Used for sniffing, breathing and smelling.
by The king November 18, 2003
Get the nostril mug.The improper spelling of "compact disc". If you ever say "disk" when reffering to any flat circular object, being it a piece of media or not, then you are wrong, and deserve to die for being a FUCKING IDIOT.
by The King August 30, 2003
Get the compact disk mug.When you drink all 6 Labatt bottles and line them up with the labels facing out. Referencing the blue lines on an ice rink.
by The KiNG August 31, 2013
Get the The Blue Line mug.Someone who constantly lives in their own dilusional bubble. They always harp on about pulling "fitties" ALL the time; "riding ALL night long" and having great "footballing vision/skills". Realistically everyone knows a dilusionist's life is duller than an old grannies' haemorrhoid infected ass, but unfortunately they will never realise this!!
My mate told me he pulled a northern fitty at the weekend and ended up riding her all night long. What he didn't realise is that i saw the hairy munter leaving his house the next day and she said he fell asleep after spurting in his boxers......the man's a f*cking dilusionist!!
by The King October 16, 2003
Get the Dilusionist mug.Townies are people who where cheap fake clothes brought from the local market. They where fake burberry caps and scarfs. They got out of there way to where nike and addidas.They use terms such as "blads" and "wa gwan" every townie thinks they are black and would do anything to fit in with a black crowd. Townie females are cheap sluts who thnik they are black. Again fake burberry caps and scarfs. They have fake burberry hair bands.There hair is incredibly greasy there teeth are normally black with tar from ciggertes. They will proboly never have a good job only to be working at the till in poundland. Townies mothers dont give a damn about there kids and gave birth at 15 or 16. There father ran away at 16, and is proboly in prison for assulting someone. Townies apperantly have loads of back up but when it actually comes to it it is a bunch of 4 foot 10yr olds. They look down at people wh are smarter than them and call the boffins. I hate townies so much they are so annoying!!!!.
by The king April 25, 2004
Get the townie mug.People either have nice straight teeth or crooked never touched by a dentist teeth. People with crooked, snagletooth ugly mutherfucken teeth have shit teeth.
by The King February 28, 2005
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