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wapanese

Caucasian Americans that follow the ways of Japanese culture so they can be "Japanese." They are the reasons why many Japanese-Americans look down on us. If the Wapaneseism becomes too much of fad by many Caucasian-Americans then our fellow Japanese-American counterparts will actually start to think mainstream Americans are retarded

Jill(Wapanese person)- Hey look im Kagome, im gonna do Japanese stuff and hate on America.
Tomi(Actual Japanese Person)- Jill, you are one stupid Moron and a "Bakayaru", and thanks to you now I think America is filled with wannabe retards that watch Anime 24-7. And if you don't like your country, you can leave it and I came here for a better life and im actually liking America.

by The Harmeister April 21, 2005

Fallout 3

Despite what some people may say, Fallout 3 is NOT a reskin of Oblivion. It was made by the same company and uses the same engine but Fallout 3 is much different.

It is different in that the gameplay is much different, it is a shooter mixed with an RPG. The setting is much different; Fallout 3 has a bleak science and political fiction setting while Oblivion has a Roman-era/medieval fantasy setting.

The gameplay of Fallout 3 is also more challenging, the AI is surprisingly smart and the good guy/bad guy or karma system is far more sophisticated.

And unlike in Oblivion, Fallout uses the V.A.T.S targeting system, which aids you in gun fights and unarmed and melee weapon CQCs.

People who say Fallout 3 is a reskinned version of Elder Scrolls Oblivion fail to realize that they just so happen to be made by the same developing company and use the same graphic engine.

by The Harmeister January 13, 2009

Nickelodeon

A once good TV channel that once aired hilarious shows like the older Rugrats, Kenan and Kel, Angry Beavers, Rocko's Modern Life, Ren and Stimpy, the original All That (with Kenan and Kel, and there were hilarious skits like Good Burger, Ear boy Kenan's Super Dude and Coach Kreeton) the original Doug (instead of new and dried out version made for Disney).

Now Nick's glory days on over with. The new Nickelodeon shows of Late-90's was the cataclysm for Nick's downfall when they aired half-assed, dried shows. After Half-assed shows like the Wild Thornberries, New All-That and Rocket Power were aired things just got regressivly worse for Nickelodeon, Nick tried to fight back from it's incompetence with a hilarious show like Invader Zim, but then Nick endured more shelling when Zim was cancelled.

If you think the Wild Thornberries and Rocket Power were bad, those shows are nothing compared to the complete crapapalooza they show nowadays. It is highly doubtful that Nickelodeon can recover...We should restore dignity to the once good TV network by mothballing it. It's much better than to see it living like it is now.

by The Harmeister November 18, 2006

Kirby's adventure

a awsome Kirby game made for the NES in 1993 (the late years for the NES), it was the first Kirby game where Kirby could copy his enemy's powers and abilities and use them for his advantage. It has SNES graphics despite being on the NES.

In Kirby's adventure, Kirby could copy abilities of his enemies such as the ability to breath fire and ice wind, use a sword or a hammer or even turn into a ball or a UFO, ext

by the Harmeister October 16, 2005

Luigi

The underrated Mario Bros who twice his older brother's ass; first in "Mario is Missing", then in "Luigi's Mansion" and maybe a few more times in the animated series in the late 80s and early 90s. Luigi can jump higher, he can perform critical hits with his upper cuts and shoots out green straight-shooting fire balls (as witnessed in Super Smash bros games). However, Luigi is not as fast, as physically strong (when it comes to lifting and carrying things) and he does not have a good sense of balance as Mario, (making him harder to control) as witnessed in SMB 2.

Luigi is usually the unsung hero of almost any Mario game

by The Harmeister January 19, 2009

Grey's Anatomy

A retarded rip-off to a similar retard show (Nip tuck). Grey's Anatomy has alot of episodes that involve BDSM relationship and Asiaphillic white and black men.

Grey's Anatomy is a dumb show, It's another half-assed soap opera that involve a hospital setting.

by The Harmeister March 28, 2007

Azula

a villain from Avatar and a princess who is next in line for the title of Fire Lord after Ozai. She is a much better firebender than Zuko (thus, making Zuko her bitch and bottom) She is very evil, in fact...rumor has it that the reason she is evil is not because her her dad but because she is possessed by the spirit of Adolf Hitler; who left his dead body, wandered the world and then somehow went into a person's TV, went into the Avatar universe and impregnated Fire Lady Ursa...and that also explains the closeness of the name Azula to Adolf.

Azula is what Hitler would have been like if he were some hot Asian chick who could shoot blue flames and lightning bolts.

by The Harmeister June 20, 2008