that guy's definitions

meat pie

when you have a heavy night onthe drink and wake up with runny shit in your pants

bill woke up this morning with a hangover, but little did he know that he drank so much he slept whilst having a shit. now the bed must be cleaned.

by that guy August 30, 2003

Colonel Sanders

A colonel sanders is really when you take peice of fried chicken (usually a drumstick), and use it on a girl as a dildo. Thats just the simple version. to make it a true colonel sanders you have to share the peice of chicken when your done. yummmmmmmmmm

Me and this girl did a colonel sanders last night. It tasted GrrrrrrEAT!!

by that guy January 27, 2005

benthos

The layer of organic matter lining the bottom of a body of water.

The duck enjoyed probing the benthos for tasty water-beetles.

by That Guy September 23, 2004

Azumanga Daioh

The Kickin' Rad anime about a group of friends in high school... and small children being seriously injured.

Takino Tomo ownz!!!

by that guy August 19, 2003

Longwood University

Longwood University is generally good school overall. There are many very nice people who go there, and many of them are very intellegient. Their professors often provide challenging and thought-provoking material in their classes, and many students work very hard to achieve good grades at Longwood. In fact, Longwood is probably the best place to be if you want to be a teacher. However, Longwood contains a huge inferiority complex concerning Hampden-Sydney. This complex is not necessarily an academic one shared by all students; rather, it is one harbored by a large number of the males who attend Longwood. Longwood men constantly struggle to assert their superiority to Hampden-Sydney men, but every weekend scores of their Longwood women flock to Hampden-Sydney, leaving the men of Longwood confused and angry. Many Longwood men attempt to convince themselves that these are only naive young ladies, who are unaware of the dangers of the Hampden-Sydney men, when in fact women from every class at Longwood continue to visit Hampden-Sydney. It seems that the men of Longwood are so inept that Longwood women are willing risk the dangers of Hamdpen-Sydney. Additionaly, while many of these visits have drinking and one-night stands as their primary goals, there are also many girls who do not participate in this lifestyle. They simply appreciate the company of the Hampden-Sydney man. Though many, including many students at Hampden-Sydney, believe that the HSC man's trademark is the bowtie or pink polo shirt, the real trademark of a Hampden-Sydney man is Southern Hospitality, something most Longwood men know nothing about.

Jeff: Man, those Hampden-Sydney guys sure are lame. They think they are so awesome with their brilliant professors and beautiful campus...
Matt: Yeah. They are lame. They go to an all male school; that means they must be gay or something, right Jim?
Jim: I didn't go there because I didn't get in.
Jeff and Matt: Me too.

by That guy November 28, 2004

pimp my ride

a hot tv show hosted by xzibit.

did you see that new episode of pimp my ride, that guy got a fishtank in his car

by that guy April 14, 2004

Mendel

Some guy who gew pea plants. Tried to get them to grow extra large through genetics so he could hide the grape vines he was growing behind them. Really true.

Mendel really liked wine.

by That Guy November 16, 2003