bumfuckery

Noun.

1. Pure, unadulterated stupidity. Daftness of a magnitude that shocks beyond words. Total and complete lack of reason. Utter futile uselessness. Such wanton disregard for logic as to render silent all within earshot of the event.

From the English "bum" (see ass) and "fuck"

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1. I won't stand for this bumfuckery, by Jove. I'm going home.

by thaks May 21, 2006

gaytag

Any appliance from the manufacturer Maytag produced in a gay (purple or pink) color, or otherwise deemed by a certified expert to be "gay."

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Dude, you've got a fuckin' Gaytag washing machine.

by thaks May 13, 2006

bubble

1. A Toyota Previa.
2. A minivan manufactured by the Japanese carmaker Toyota.
Short form: Bub

Mom, I totaled the bubble.

by thaks April 08, 2006

berlin wall

When a German woman categorically resists all sexual advances made toward her.

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I tried to get into Helga's lederhosen at the beer garden, but all I got was the Berlin Wall.

by thaks May 24, 2006

fool

Is regularly pitied by certain African-American actors with single-letter names.

I (insert letter here) pity the fool...

by thaks April 08, 2006

open up shop

Verb.

1. To commence an undertaking.

2. To beat the crap out of someone.

3. To fuck wildly.

4. To turn the tables during an Ultimate Frisbee game.

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1. We should really open up shop on Project Apollo.

2. If he keeps pissing me off, I'm gonna open up shop on that asshole.

3. Dude, she's hot. I'd definitely open up shop on her.

4. We were losing pretty badly until we gave up the zone defense and opened up shop on them.

by thaks April 10, 2006

tag

Verb.

1. To shoot another person with a firearm.

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1. The Iraqis tried to cross the street under fire, and a couple of them got tagged.

by thaks April 10, 2006