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by Ted March 13, 2003
by Ted April 22, 2003
Any one of a breed of fading rural super heros, now supporting his dangling man-missles with a gut-revealing tank top emblazoned with an unpitted green olive. Enjoys frequent trysts with the Turd-Herding Fat Man.
by Ted March 12, 2003
by ted August 15, 2004
man i was walkin through the shoe store and in the process of headin to the restroom,i got a nice Bingo from this Milf in the athletic section!
by Ted April 07, 2005