ted's definitions

fuzzy no no

cooch cork.

suck my fuzzy no no

by ted April 29, 2003

shorty doowop

a girl that you like or love or have a crush on. mostly are short . lol.

she's MY short doowop, stay the fuck away.

by ted August 14, 2004

MAAAAAAH

Smilar to what a duck would say, you can find this interjected almost anywhere in a sentace. Popular among jews from Long Island.

I got a new pair of yellow corderoys MAAAAAAH.

by ted March 23, 2007

terd

Coiler, floater, or a piece of sh**!
Ussualy smelly. Brown or greenish brown whitnuts ocasionally

My dog left a coiler in the backyard.

by ted August 31, 2003

Euro Equity

A fiendish game of networking involving many a sloot and trout.

"Do you want to have a pipe at my place tonight, Ian?"
"Sorry Ted, I've got to go out and engage in some Euro Equity"

by Ted September 2, 2003

Dual Square

a word use by my crew when we about to stealizzle

Yo my nizzle lets go and dual square that shizzle

by ted December 6, 2004

pelavator

The bad background music in all porn-o's.

Ted, is that Kenny G. pelevator music turning you on, too?

by Ted April 21, 2003