tbone's definitions

Manscape

The metrosexual art of trimming your hedges "body hair". Derived from the word landscape.

Look at that metro, his manscaping is out of control, he looks like a 12 year old boy!

by Tbone July 6, 2004

Maginot Line

An example of why France will always get their asses kicked.

The Germans skipped the Maginot line, went right around the French Army, boy what a long march the French have to surrender.

by Tbone July 3, 2003

tampa bay

often mistaken as a city (it's actually made up of two main cities, Tampa and St. Pete). Home of two former championship teams (Lightning and Bucs)

But the Tampa Bay Devil Rays are always getting pissed on.

by TBone November 6, 2004

skillmate

n. In chess, when neither player has any good moves left.

When Paul and Bubba were down to their kings and one knight each everyone knew they had reached a skillmate.

by Tbone March 26, 2004

cornfed

Adjective. Being raised on very okie foods such as fried taters, squirrel dumplins, etcetera, etcetera......

That boy is a cornfed brush okie!

by Tbone October 2, 2003

yoopers

An individual from the U.P. of Michigan

My parents were raised in Northern Michigan so they are Yoopers.

by Tbone April 16, 2003

brush okie

Adjective. Caucasian descendants of Oklahoma, Arkansas, West Virginia, and many other mid-western states. Usually toothless,inbred, and cornfed.

You know you're a brush okie when you keep a shovel and a pale in the back o' yer 'pickup truck' just in case ya come across some road kill so ya can make yo'self some roadkill stew...Now that's some dern gooood eatin'!

by Tbone October 2, 2003