26 definitions by tbone

seahawks

Permanent expansion team.

The Seahawks are, and always will be, crap.

by tbone May 30, 2003

yoopers

An individual from the U.P. of Michigan

My parents were raised in Northern Michigan so they are Yoopers.

by tbone April 16, 2003

foaming mountain

When a man ejaculates in a womans mouth, then she gargles it and spits it back up

Tom emptied his load into Jills mouth, she showed him how much she liked it by preforming a foaming mountain.

by tbone March 29, 2005

special gas

n. the vaporous emission released from your suitemate's posterior when he enters your room late at night to say hi

I suspected special gas when Paul entered my room, said hi, turned around, waited a second, then left.

by tbone March 26, 2004

Manscape

The metrosexual art of trimming your hedges "body hair". Derived from the word landscape.

Look at that metro, his manscaping is out of control, he looks like a 12 year old boy!

by tbone July 6, 2004

brush okie

Adjective. Caucasian descendants of Oklahoma, Arkansas, West Virginia, and many other mid-western states. Usually toothless,inbred, and cornfed.

You know you're a brush okie when you keep a shovel and a pale in the back o' yer 'pickup truck' just in case ya come across some road kill so ya can make yo'self some roadkill stew...Now that's some dern gooood eatin'!

by tbone October 3, 2003

cornfed

Adjective. Being raised on very okie foods such as fried taters, squirrel dumplins, etcetera, etcetera......

That boy is a cornfed brush okie!

by tbone October 3, 2003