TBone's definitions

Manscape

The metrosexual art of trimming your hedges "body hair". Derived from the word landscape.

Look at that metro, his manscaping is out of control, he looks like a 12 year old boy!

by Tbone July 6, 2004

Hoang

Constantly chews tobacco to help rid the funk from tossing Jodrey's salad everyday at lunch.

Kevin has always preferred the Hoang maneuver after servicing his male clients.

by TBone May 29, 2003

landmine

The ugly bitch that somehow finds her way into a magazine that is supposed to feature hot women only. When the page is turned to her the reader suprised with unpleasantness... sort of like a landmine.

Watch out Janet Reno is on page 63 of Playboy this month.

by Tbone July 16, 2003

skillmate

n. In chess, when neither player has any good moves left.

When Paul and Bubba were down to their kings and one knight each everyone knew they had reached a skillmate.

by Tbone March 26, 2004

dizzel

A short slang name of Andy.

What up An-dizzel.
Stop being a dizzel, dizzel.

by tbone September 18, 2003

coon's age

A period of time that denotes a long while has elapsed.

Jonny, I haven't see you in a coon's age, How the hell are you?

by Tbone April 22, 2004

chalupa

Originally created by taco bell, a derrivative of the modern day taco. Chalupa may be used in a plethora of new age linguistic formats. Its use has no boundaries nor restrictions.

"You really dropped the chalupa on that one"..
or, "The chalupa flies at midnite"
or, "That chick really inhaled one too many chalupas"

by tbone February 23, 2005