TBone's definitions

lipstick queen

Term used to describe a female that haphazzardly smears makeup on her face with no regard for boundaries or appearance. Most commonly seen hanging off a barstool, or chomping on a greasy pizza

Dude "Is that chick over there hot..." Dude 2 "OMG man, what are you thinking, she's a total lipstick queen. Take a closer look! It looks like she had a chalupa in one hand and a paint roller in the other while getting ready. "

by Tbone August 1, 2005

bucking bronco

Go out drinking with your friends and take home the biggest broad you can find - have your friends get a head start on the way home and get them into your closet. When you get the fat broad on all fours and begin to hammer away doggie style, have your friends jump outta the closet and the goal is to hang on as long as you can!

I was able ride the bucking bronco for 24.3 seconds until I was tossed off any the rodio clowns had to tame the beast!

by Tbone May 13, 2005

foaming mountain

When a man ejaculates in a womans mouth, then she gargles it and spits it back up

Tom emptied his load into Jills mouth, she showed him how much she liked it by preforming a foaming mountain.

by Tbone May 13, 2005

chalupa

Originally created by taco bell, a derrivative of the modern day taco. Chalupa may be used in a plethora of new age linguistic formats. Its use has no boundaries nor restrictions.

"You really dropped the chalupa on that one"..
or, "The chalupa flies at midnite"
or, "That chick really inhaled one too many chalupas"

by tbone February 23, 2005

chetta

money
it's what makes the world go round baby

yo bitch dont touch my chetta

by tbone January 17, 2005

seahawks

Permanent expansion team.

The Seahawks are, and always will be, crap.

by TBone May 30, 2003

Indiana

The Cross-Roads of America. The state that lies between Ohio ,Illinois, Kentucky and Michigan. The state is quaint and known for the Indianapolis 500 and the residents' fervant love of basketball. Considered by many to be a nowhere hole in the wall for rednecks etc., but oh well. And is also the namesake for one of the coolest film heroes of all time, Indiana Jones. Admit it, that sounds alot better than Kentucky Slim, New York Paul or California Fag.

I flew over Indiana on my way to Denver.

by Tbone July 3, 2003