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Definitions by sumsarious the III

Spaggheto 

single strand of spaggheti
ate a fat bowl of spaggheti but ratatoullie wanted a bite so i had to give him a spaggheto
Spaggheto by sumsarious the III February 14, 2023

fuckmonster 

the monster who tries buttfucking you when you drop something on the floor (not dat ass)
yo this fuckmonster makin my back ache
fuckmonster by sumsarious the III February 14, 2023

Lardy fart 

When your fart is so wet and juicy it qualifies as a lardy fart.
Just hit a lardy fart with how juicy it was
Lardy fart by sumsarious the III February 14, 2023
a snuggle-puff cute doge that has a large, gigantic iq over 50000
sohtrop just solved earth's problems in the click on a button
sohtrop by sumsarious the III February 13, 2023
A creature who can transform into a human who finds a target who will talk to him and then stalks his target until the end of his life. Pesoojes are also incredibly nature/forest/woods obsessed with many of them bringing large med kits with them everywhere. They way you can tell a Pesooj from a regular person is through their laugh. Pesoojes laughs is a combination of seagull noises and window wiping. Most Pesoojes vision is not very good, therefore they have nerdy glasses on. Pesoojes also are hard to get rid of the way they lay 50000 eggs per year, luckily, Pesoojes are pretty easy to tell apart from their mean and arrogant behavior with other people instead of their targets.
A Pesooj just recently captured my friend Konard in his stalker trap, luckily the people around the Pesooj knew the procedure to evacuate the Pesooj.
Pesooj by sumsarious the III February 13, 2023
A skinny, nerdy, snitchy and vile creature who pretends to be a middle-school student. Sanoojes ages can't be defined but their shoes give a hint about how old they are. Most sanoojes are wearing raggedy sandles or very old shoes that are way in the 1000 - 1800's. In their student form they are also incredibly tall and are even hard to tell that they are middle-school students. When sanoojes sense that a lie is being told, they scream like a banshee alerting everyone in a 2-mile radius. When they scream they also activate a feasting mode in their head, where the liar gets demolished immediately.
Thank god Ms.Konard recently noticed and evacuated the sanooj before it could harm anyone.
sanooj by sumsarious the III February 13, 2023
A dangerous teacher-like creature that imitates a real history teacher, he will show the class trauma-inducing footage/pictures such as medieval dicks therefore getting the real teacher fired.
Mr.Johnson was recently fired because a Rhett imitated him and did unforgivable acts as him.
Rhett by sumsarious the III February 12, 2023