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A creature who can transform into a human who finds a target who will talk to him and then stalks his target until the end of his life. Pesoojes are also incredibly nature/forest/woods obsessed with many of them bringing large med kits with them everywhere. They way you can tell a Pesooj from a regular person is through their laugh. Pesoojes laughs is a combination of seagull noises and window wiping. Most Pesoojes vision is not very good, therefore they have nerdy glasses on. Pesoojes also are hard to get rid of the way they lay 50000 eggs per year, luckily, Pesoojes are pretty easy to tell apart from their mean and arrogant behavior with other people instead of their targets.
A Pesooj just recently captured my friend Konard in his stalker trap, luckily the people around the Pesooj knew the procedure to evacuate the Pesooj.
Pesooj by sumsarious the III February 13, 2023
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