14 definitions by strEt-Ys
To perform an illegal and dangerous act of taxiing vehicles, past-time/sport/activity originating from the city of Chicago.
It is performed by being hidden from sight at a stop sign and as a vehicle starts to take off, while ducking down below the back window, one runs up behind the vehicle and takes hold of it's rear bumper, squats down and skiis to or near their destination, where they release the bumper and walk or grab the next taxi. You wait until the vehicle starts to take off so that the vehicle can gain momentum and not be weighed down at the start.
A master skeetcher is one who has never been spotted or noticed by the driver or passengers until parting from the vehicle. They can take hold of the bumper without sound or movement on the vehicle and never fall off or get hung up on a bumper. They are light, but firm on their feet and can own the same pair of shoes for years, without wearing the soles down. They also have saved one or many of their friends from injury caused by losing grip of a bumper and can switch places without fear of losing grip him/herself.
It is performed by being hidden from sight at a stop sign and as a vehicle starts to take off, while ducking down below the back window, one runs up behind the vehicle and takes hold of it's rear bumper, squats down and skiis to or near their destination, where they release the bumper and walk or grab the next taxi. You wait until the vehicle starts to take off so that the vehicle can gain momentum and not be weighed down at the start.
A master skeetcher is one who has never been spotted or noticed by the driver or passengers until parting from the vehicle. They can take hold of the bumper without sound or movement on the vehicle and never fall off or get hung up on a bumper. They are light, but firm on their feet and can own the same pair of shoes for years, without wearing the soles down. They also have saved one or many of their friends from injury caused by losing grip of a bumper and can switch places without fear of losing grip him/herself.
Plenty of kids were injured over the years by assholes who intentionally fishtailed toward poles and signs while kids were skeetching their rear bumpers.
It was a fun thing for us to do through the 70s and 80s and I feel for the kids who can't play like we did, due to the rising population of sadistic individuals, who hide behind the mask that they're something tough, because they're angry they weren't sexually abused a by family members while growing up.
It was a fun thing for us to do through the 70s and 80s and I feel for the kids who can't play like we did, due to the rising population of sadistic individuals, who hide behind the mask that they're something tough, because they're angry they weren't sexually abused a by family members while growing up.
by strEt-Ys December 12, 2010
Vaginal lubrication that occurs involuntarily and/or unexpectedly, when a female is aroused by something that occurs during normal activity or conversation (AKA Creamin' in your jeans)
Molly: "Yesterday at the fruit market, Tom selected and purchased some of the most fresh & ripe mangoes and kiwis I have ever seen. We walked the boardwalk, talking as he peeled the fruit. I don't know if it was the juices trickling down his hand or the sound of his voice, but I creamated non-stop, nearly the entire walk. Then I swear, I nearly climaxed as he slipped a piece into my mouth. I can't stop thinking about the juice dribbling down my chin!" ~Molly creamates again~
by strEt-Ys December 12, 2010
Billy: Can you explain how it is that Pete goes out at least four nights a week to drink, yet he doesn't have any money?
Paul: I have no idea how the LackAholic does it.
Paul: I have no idea how the LackAholic does it.
by strEt-Ys December 12, 2010
An anagram meaning Genetic Misconception. "Not the same GM (General Motors) owned by your Father or Fathers before him"
A GM spokesman who is honest will one day say, "We all know GM is not the same vehicle as they were in the past. Without opinion and with knowledge of the company and their procedures, I state they haven't built anything dependable since the last of the good 350s in 1974.
I now hereby enter this new meaning of the anagram GM into the population; As meaning Genetic Misconception. Don't be taken by the company simply because your 'Father said' or 'Grandpa said' they were the best trucks out there. FWIW, GM is responsible for sales of Toyota in Canada and the USA. New slogan should be 'Speeding forward and bypassing the next generation'. I am Honest John, soon to be ex-spokesman for GM and I hope to sell more cars this upcoming year, as a used car salesman, than they have in the past year. Thank you."
I now hereby enter this new meaning of the anagram GM into the population; As meaning Genetic Misconception. Don't be taken by the company simply because your 'Father said' or 'Grandpa said' they were the best trucks out there. FWIW, GM is responsible for sales of Toyota in Canada and the USA. New slogan should be 'Speeding forward and bypassing the next generation'. I am Honest John, soon to be ex-spokesman for GM and I hope to sell more cars this upcoming year, as a used car salesman, than they have in the past year. Thank you."
by strEt-Ys January 29, 2010
Similar to a "Gringo" in Mexican terminology, but originally a Native American term from mountain Indians, pre-Five Nations.
This is a word that means the lowest form of human. The word is also commonly used by Inner-city Italians, quite possibly adopted by the rowdy, Italians who visited the friendly Natives.
This is a word that means the lowest form of human. The word is also commonly used by Inner-city Italians, quite possibly adopted by the rowdy, Italians who visited the friendly Natives.
A iWasichu/i is a "fat stealer", a Washi-Manu is one who i"steals everything/anything/i and a Jamoche is a "iPOS with no morals/i"
Pauly: "So dis jamoche was hangin' `round like he knew someone and had reason to be there, So I says to him, 'Eh; Do I know you? Wudda you doin' here?' You know what he says? Yeah, that scum bag piece of shit says to me, he says; His mutha thought havin' a kid would be a good idea. Then he yells at me..."
"Watsamatta you, va fongul; You a wise-guy or sumpin?"
"... So I shot the piece of shit in the knee, that mooley, piece of shit. The nerve of that guy...
"... Wait, there's more. After I shoot him in the knee I says to him, I says 'Yeah, I'm a wise-guy... va fungul?'. I mean, it's not like he was gonna be usin' that leg, he didn't act like he was plannin' on walkin' anywhere anytime soon. Piece of shit. You should have seen him. Nobody cared `bout him, so we threw him in the collettore where he belonged. Damn Jamoche; I couldn't believe the mouth on him."
Pauly: "So dis jamoche was hangin' `round like he knew someone and had reason to be there, So I says to him, 'Eh; Do I know you? Wudda you doin' here?' You know what he says? Yeah, that scum bag piece of shit says to me, he says; His mutha thought havin' a kid would be a good idea. Then he yells at me..."
"Watsamatta you, va fongul; You a wise-guy or sumpin?"
"... So I shot the piece of shit in the knee, that mooley, piece of shit. The nerve of that guy...
"... Wait, there's more. After I shoot him in the knee I says to him, I says 'Yeah, I'm a wise-guy... va fungul?'. I mean, it's not like he was gonna be usin' that leg, he didn't act like he was plannin' on walkin' anywhere anytime soon. Piece of shit. You should have seen him. Nobody cared `bout him, so we threw him in the collettore where he belonged. Damn Jamoche; I couldn't believe the mouth on him."
by strEt-Ys December 1, 2009
Similar to a "Gringo" in Mexican terminology, but originally a Native American term from mountain Indians, pre-Five Nations.
This is a word that means the lowest form of human. The word is also commonly used by Inner-city Italians, quite possibly adopted by the rowdy, Italians who visited the friendly Natives.
This is a word that means the lowest form of human. The word is also commonly used by Inner-city Italians, quite possibly adopted by the rowdy, Italians who visited the friendly Natives.
A iWasichu/i is a "fat stealer", a Washi-Manu is one who i"steals everything/anything/i and a Jamoche is a "iPOS with no morals/i"
Pauly: "So dis jerk was hangin' `round like he knew someone and had reason to be there, So I says to him, 'Eh; Do I know you? Wudda you doin' here?' You know what he says? Yeah, that scum bag piece of shit says to me, he says; His mutha thought havin' a kid would be a good idea. Then he yells at me..."
"Watsamatta you, va fongul; You a wise-guy or sumpin?"
"... So I shot the piece of shit in the knee, that mooley, piece of shit. The nerve of that guy...
"... Wait, there's more. After I shoot him in the knee I says to him, I says 'Yeah, I'm a wise-guy... va fungul?'. I mean, it's not like he was gonna be usin' that leg, he didn't act like he was plannin' on walkin' anywhere anytime soon. Piece of shit. You should have seen him. Nobody cared `bout him, so we threw him in the collettore where he belonged. Damn Jamoke; I couldn't believe the mouth on him."
Pauly: "So dis jerk was hangin' `round like he knew someone and had reason to be there, So I says to him, 'Eh; Do I know you? Wudda you doin' here?' You know what he says? Yeah, that scum bag piece of shit says to me, he says; His mutha thought havin' a kid would be a good idea. Then he yells at me..."
"Watsamatta you, va fongul; You a wise-guy or sumpin?"
"... So I shot the piece of shit in the knee, that mooley, piece of shit. The nerve of that guy...
"... Wait, there's more. After I shoot him in the knee I says to him, I says 'Yeah, I'm a wise-guy... va fungul?'. I mean, it's not like he was gonna be usin' that leg, he didn't act like he was plannin' on walkin' anywhere anytime soon. Piece of shit. You should have seen him. Nobody cared `bout him, so we threw him in the collettore where he belonged. Damn Jamoke; I couldn't believe the mouth on him."
by strEt-Ys December 1, 2009
Similar to a "Gringo" in Mexican terminology, but originally a Native American term from mountain Indians, pre-Five Nations.
This is a word that means the lowest form of human. The word is also commonly used by Inner-city Italians, quite possibly adopted by the rowdy, Italians who visited the friendly Natives.
This is a word that means the lowest form of human. The word is also commonly used by Inner-city Italians, quite possibly adopted by the rowdy, Italians who visited the friendly Natives.
A Wasichu is a "fat stealer", a Washi-Manu is one who "steals everything/anything" and a Jamoke is a "POS with no respect for anything"
Pauly: "So dis jerk was hangin' `round like he knew someone and had reason to be there, So I says to him, 'Eh; Do I know you? Wudda you doin' here?' You know what he says? Yeah, that scum bag piece of shit says to me, he says; His mutha thought havin' a kid would be a good idea. Then he yells at me..."
"Watsamatta you, va fongul; You a wise-guy or sumpin?"
"... So I shot the piece of shit in the knee, that mooley, piece of shit. The nerve of that guy...
"... Wait, there's more. After I shoot him in the knee I says to him, I says 'Yeah, I'm a wise-guy... va fungul?'. I mean, it's not like he was gonna be usin' that leg, he didn't act like he was plannin' on walkin' anywhere anytime soon. Piece of shit. You should have seen him. Nobody cared `bout him, so we threw him in the collettore where he belonged. Damn Jamoke; I couldn't believe the mouth on him."
Pauly: "So dis jerk was hangin' `round like he knew someone and had reason to be there, So I says to him, 'Eh; Do I know you? Wudda you doin' here?' You know what he says? Yeah, that scum bag piece of shit says to me, he says; His mutha thought havin' a kid would be a good idea. Then he yells at me..."
"Watsamatta you, va fongul; You a wise-guy or sumpin?"
"... So I shot the piece of shit in the knee, that mooley, piece of shit. The nerve of that guy...
"... Wait, there's more. After I shoot him in the knee I says to him, I says 'Yeah, I'm a wise-guy... va fungul?'. I mean, it's not like he was gonna be usin' that leg, he didn't act like he was plannin' on walkin' anywhere anytime soon. Piece of shit. You should have seen him. Nobody cared `bout him, so we threw him in the collettore where he belonged. Damn Jamoke; I couldn't believe the mouth on him."
by strEt-Ys December 1, 2009