stormychild's definitions

Birds and Bees

When people try to explain how babies are made.

Dad! Tell me about the birds and bees!

by stormychild February 28, 2016

double vagina

A disorder which causes a female to have two genitillas. Rarely, both anuls function.

Sorry sir, she has a double vagina.

by stormychild February 4, 2016

pedophille

The misspelling of pedophile

That sex offender is a pedophile* not a pedophille

by stormychild March 21, 2016

PPI

Pixels per inch.

This new phone has 577 PPI!

by stormychild March 25, 2016

Splash Damage

1. When you poop in a toilet and the water slings back up at your ass.

2. When you pee and your urine bounces back at you.

3. In video games when you attack something and it causes damage to surrounding enemies.

1. I went to the public toilet and had serious splash damage.

2. I tried peeing on the guys car but I got splash damaged.

3. I'm gonna through my grenade.
BOOM!
That caused like 20% splash damage to those suckas over there.

by stormychild March 23, 2016

bang

1. to have sex
2. a loud noise
3. the hair which covers your forehead (normally refered as bangS)

1. I'm done banging your mom
2. Did you hear that loud bang?
3. Look at my sexy bangs.

by stormychild February 2, 2016

cold hard cash

A term for a good amount of cash; physical money.

Here, have a 2000. Yes it's real. Cold hard cash, baby!

by stormychild April 1, 2016