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Puss percentage increase. A unit of measurement to determine the increase of percentage of pussy you will get by doing something or having something.
“If I get these new shoes do you think I’ll get more puss?”
“Yes, you’ll probably see a 20-25% PPI increase”
PPI by PPIcreator April 15, 2021
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Possibly the most well-known scam. PPI companies try to make you buy some shit insurance that doesn't exist and they have the worst adverts.
"Do you need PPI?"
"No I'm fine."
"PPI is cheap and useful!"
"No, honestly I don't need it. I don't even know what it is!"
"What is your credit card number and email please Sir?"
PPI by Lukereevey April 12, 2016
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This new phone has 577 PPI!
PPI by stormychild March 25, 2016
to stay out all night clubbin, Punk Palace Inc., an underground punk rock night club in Houston from 1979-83
When I turned 21 we ppi-ed in downtown and on the strip.
PPI by Robert March 24, 2005
another definition for PPI
Purple
(Penis)
Infection
“Oh no I gave him (PPI)”
“Purple penis infection that’s so bad)
ppI by hi I am a hooman July 9, 2019
PPI is an acronym for Penis Particulate Ingestion. It is a covert way to reference swallowing sprem.
Working late last Friday, I found out Karen is rather skilled at PPI. I took a few drinks and she was shy at first but her expertise at PPI is top notch.
PPI by SuperSteve42 March 21, 2025
An acronym for Please Put In Penis
PPIP by deafturtle April 16, 2009
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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