Puss percentage increase. A unit of measurement to determine the increase of percentage of pussy you will get by doing something or having something.
“If I get these new shoes do you think I’ll get more puss?”
“Yes, you’ll probably see a 20-25% PPI increase”
“Yes, you’ll probably see a 20-25% PPI increase”
by PPIcreator April 15, 2021

Possibly the most well-known scam. PPI companies try to make you buy some shit insurance that doesn't exist and they have the worst adverts.
"Do you need PPI?"
"No I'm fine."
"PPI is cheap and useful!"
"No, honestly I don't need it. I don't even know what it is!"
"What is your credit card number and email please Sir?"
"No I'm fine."
"PPI is cheap and useful!"
"No, honestly I don't need it. I don't even know what it is!"
"What is your credit card number and email please Sir?"
by Lukereevey April 12, 2016

to stay out all night clubbin, Punk Palace Inc., an underground punk rock night club in Houston from 1979-83
by Robert March 24, 2005

A gigantis ppis
by Timmydingdong May 12, 2020

by hi I am a hooman July 09, 2019

PPI is an acronym for Penis Particulate Ingestion. It is a covert way to reference swallowing sprem.
Working late last Friday, I found out Karen is rather skilled at PPI. I took a few drinks and she was shy at first but her expertise at PPI is top notch.
by SuperSteve42 March 21, 2025
