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defriend-happy

adj. Someone who, with the SLIGHTEST provocation, defriends someone on facebook, myspace, etc.
Josh: "Soc, why did you defriend me on Facebook?"
Soc: "I didn't like that you had a dream about my sister. Plus, I heard you didn't like my tie."
Josh: "Wow, you're more fucked up than i thought. You're really defriend-happy if those were your reasons."
by stockman09 January 23, 2011
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teenie

noun. 1/16 of a point, when referred to the price of a stock. Before decimals were used in the stock market, stocks traded in sixteenths and eighths. 1/16 was referred to as a teenie.
Steve: "Yo brozay, how's MCZ doing?"
Phil: "Not badly. It's up a teenie."
by stockman09 July 22, 2011
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popping corn

farting; releasing gas in small bursts in a short amount of time
Joe's butt (in the middle of the night): "rip...rip....rip....rip...."
Bill: "Dude, I'm trying to sleep...would you stop popping corn over there?"
by stockman09 March 20, 2008
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can't argue with who knows

Response to someone's statement of "who knows".
Kevin: "Wow, your son sure has his pick of colleges. Where do you think he'll end up?"
Billy: "Probably one of the Ivy Leagues. But who knows."
Kevin: "Can't argue with who knows."
by stockman09 January 2, 2010
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truthing it

Joe: "Yo dude, did you smack that chick for lying to you about her cell being lost?"
Nick: "No man, I couldn't. She was truthing it. I called up Verizon and checked up on her ass."
by stockman09 August 13, 2007
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e-deaf

When one does not respond to another's email or to any kind of online chat.
Dan: "Brozay, what's up? I've emailed you like four times and you don't respond. What are you, fuckin' e-deaf?"
Nick: "Ah, sorry dude. Been busy lately, and I'm spread really thin."
by stockman09 October 5, 2007
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stockajackin'

verb. Finding out what stocks other investors are buying and selling and stealing their ideas.
Phil: Alex, how is it, all of a sudden, you and i both own XYZ Corp? Have you been stockajackin' my picks?"
Alex: "Yeah, I did. Sorry about that, brozay. I couldn't help myself - I know you're the best."
by stockman09 August 13, 2010
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