Definitions by stockman09

scoopable

Adj. Able to be scooped, grabbed or snatched.

Evan: "What do you think about buying XYZ stock here?"
Steve: "I think it's been hit by some tax-loss selling which makes it pretty scoopable. I like it."

scoopable by stockman09 December 18, 2010

zero upstairs 

Noun. An idiot, a moron, a dope.

Tom: "Billy, did you explain to Steve that Gilligan just NEVER gets off that island?"

Billy: "I tried to brozay, but you know Steve - he's a total zero upstairs."

zero upstairs by stockman09 December 2, 2010

erect as a 5 a.m. penis

adj. Describing something that is very straight or stiff, or someone standing that way.

Tennis instructor: "Evan, you have to bend your knees on that shot!"
Evan: "What, I'm not getting down low enough?"
Tennis instructor: "Low enough? You're as erect as a 5 a.m. penis."

erect as a 5 a.m. penis by stockman09 November 22, 2010

spank the clit 

verb. An expression one jokingly says to a friend, referring to his habits of masturbation.

Steve: "Man, there's nothing going on tonight. I think I'm just gonna stay in."
Billy: "You gonna stay home, pop in a couple of porns and spank the clit?"
Steve: "Is there something wrong with that?!"

spank the clit by stockman09 November 12, 2010

stockajackin' 

verb. Finding out what stocks other investors are buying and selling and stealing their ideas.

Phil: Alex, how is it, all of a sudden, you and i both own XYZ Corp? Have you been stockajackin' my picks?"
Alex: "Yeah, I did. Sorry about that, brozay. I couldn't help myself - I know you're the best."

stockajackin' by stockman09 August 13, 2010

bratsitting 

verb bratsit, bratsitting. To babysit for someone who's a brat. Similar to babysitting, but limited to brats.

Gennady: "Socrates, are you bratsitting for Kev tonite?"
Socrates: "Yeah, the only thing that seems to keep that kid quiet is money."

bratsitting by stockman09 July 23, 2010

weazelle

noun. A different pronunciation of the word weasel, when using it to describe someone.

Alex: "Brozay, did Kev ever give you back the fifty dollars he owes you?"
Mo: "Yeah, but he's still a weazelle in my book."

weazelle by stockman09 July 13, 2010