stockman09's definitions

verbal volleyball

To argue back and forth with another, lobbing insults while doing so.

Nick: "Mary, we fucked, but I never promised you anything more, so stop being such a cunt."
Mary: "You're nothing but a two-timing low-life sign maker, Nick."
Nick: "If you want to continue this game of verbal volleyball, it'll have to be later, honey. I've gotta get to a meeting."

by stockman09 November 18, 2007

e-deaf

When one does not respond to another's email or to any kind of online chat.

Dan: "Brozay, what's up? I've emailed you like four times and you don't respond. What are you, fuckin' e-deaf?"
Nick: "Ah, sorry dude. Been busy lately, and I'm spread really thin."

by stockman09 October 5, 2007

stockajackin'

verb. Finding out what stocks other investors are buying and selling and stealing their ideas.

Phil: Alex, how is it, all of a sudden, you and i both own XYZ Corp? Have you been stockajackin' my picks?"
Alex: "Yeah, I did. Sorry about that, brozay. I couldn't help myself - I know you're the best."

by stockman09 August 13, 2010

teaming

To partner with in a competitive event. Also can be teamin'.

The tennis tournament was coming up and Alex and I were teaming.

by stockman09 July 10, 2007

trans-collared

Pertaining to either a blue-collar or white-collar worker who feels he's trapped in the body of the other.....

Alex: "Brozay, why are you moving away from the city and to the sticks? You're a Wall Street man."
Mo: "I don't know, brozay. I'm just feelin' so trans-collared; I wanna hang with the common folk. Much more down to earth."

by stockman09 September 25, 2008

drop a spike

To take a dump; defecate

Steve: "Yo, I have to drop a spike like you wouldn't believe."
Bill: "Well, thanks for sharing, but why tell me? Do I look like a bathroom attendant?"

by stockman09 November 26, 2007

9-11

Bad news. Referencing the tragedy that occurred in the U.S. on that day (September 11), "9-11" has taken on the connotation of any unpleasant event that has transpired.

Carl: "Evan, how'd you do on the chem test yesterday?"
Evan: "Don't ask, brozay. That shit was 9-11."

by stockman09 August 15, 2007