664 definitions by steve

3 beers

The standards quantity of beers (not drinks) to tell a police officer that you've consumed. This is especially true when you get pulled over for swerving.

Officer: So how much have you had to drink to night?

Answer: I'm sorry Ociffer, I only had 3 beers. Is somin' wrong wid my tail lights?

Officer: Step out of the car sir.

by steve December 7, 2004

creative financing

A term used to describe a criminal method in procuring an item. Unlawful taking.

My girlfriend was able to acquire a brand-new Prada handbag through the use of some creative financing.

by steve June 18, 2004

DS

DS stands for dumb shit thats what the Nintendo DS is.



PSP OWNS!!!!!!!!!!!

"Hey lets go play with our dumb shit."

by steve April 14, 2005

jah

hello,goodbye;who you're talking to;person worthy of being called "jah"

See ya jah!!! Later Jah!! Jah

by steve June 5, 2004

knockoneoffthewrist

The male act of masturbation to strum one off the wrist or to plain and simply have a wank

Im just going to knock one off the wrist, wont be long boys

by steve March 5, 2003

tookie

hyper-gay

Our waiter is tookie. His shoulders do not move when he walks an he speaks with a lisp.

by steve September 12, 2003

bootythwap

The act of punkslapping your deserving female significant other on her clitoris for being a colossal pain in the ass. Usually done when she wrongs you.

Ed had to bootythwap his girlfriend when she tried to break his balls in front of all his friends for no particular reason.

by steve December 17, 2003