st. ias's definitions

JAL

Acronym for Just anal lust

I approached a woman in a red light district. I asked what she offered. She replied "jal"

by St. Ias October 3, 2005

Hurtin Ass

Hurtin Ass means you have a sore arse

When I was a small boy I visited Co. Donegal for a holiday with my Mother, Father and young sister. We went for a walk one day and met a donkey. My father to me not to go near it but being a wilful child I ignored his good advice and walked round the back of the donkey. I turned to look at my parents and the animal lashed out with his back feet. I had a Hurtin Ass for the next few days.

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

gaa

Goodwood Aintree Ascot These are English racecourses

There is no racing at GAA on Good Friday or Christmas Day

by St. Ias October 3, 2005

hwb

hwb is an acronym for hot water bottle

My friend has one hwb in bed at night.
When the weather is cold my friend puts more than one hot water bottle into the bed.

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

FH

Abbreviation for Firm Hope

I have a FH my friend who I met three months ago
will return and give me a Friendship Handshake see FH

by St. Ias October 2, 2005

CHP

CHP creamy hot potatoes

Mashed CHP and spring onions are called champ in Ireland

by St. Ias October 3, 2005

FUN

FUN is an acronym for Fenian Ultraist Nazis

The Irish Republican Army (IRA) are great fun.

by St. Ias December 28, 2005