boys will be boys

A phrase that is used to excuse the natural rowdy behavior of young boys like getting dirty, being hyperactive, and playing rough with other boys. However, it has been disgustingly appropriated by misandrist gender ideologues who have perverted by falsely claiming it is used to excuse criminal activity boys and men do including rape, assault, and murder.

The closest thing to a female equivalent would be a girly girl.
I know Markus is covered in mud, but he’s a little boy and boys will be boys.
by spootyhead June 30, 2016
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Liberal Tourette Syndrome

When a "liberal" or progressive has no reasonable comeback so they resort to yelling out buzzwords like racism, sexism, islamophobia, xenophobia, Nazi, alt-right, misogynist, MRA, bigot, rape culture, fuck boy, transphobia, patriarchy, white privilige, male privilige, Hitler, etc. This way, they don't have to actually defend their stances and the ignorant public, along with the bias media believe the buzzwords to be true.
We tried to have a fair and balanced debate in class, but Maria had liberal tourette syndrome and kept calling everyone racist nazis.
by spootyhead January 26, 2017
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Jess Phillips

A British MP who is an adamant radical feminist. One of her classic moments was laughing on International Men's Day when a male MP brought up the notion of "men's issues" which included suicide. Another memorable moment of her time in office was for being upset that people on twitter said they would not rape her. This was a direct response to her claiming she constantly feared being raped. As expected, it made her upset and she made the rounds on varying "news outlets" to complain over it. However, she claimed they were "rape threats," despite only talking about the ones saying they didn't want to rape her.
So wait, Jess Phillips was upset that people told her they wouldn't rape her?
by spootyhead January 19, 2017
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Assata Shakur

A domestic terrorist and black supremacist with ties to the Black Panthers and other radical, anarchist groups like the Black Liberation Army. She has committed a slew of crimes ranging from robbery, to kidnapping, and murder. Shakur went to prison in the 1970s after assassinating a police officer, but soon escaped with the help of BLA members and eventually fled to Cuba (where she still resides). Assata is considered an African American hero alongside Harriet Tubman and Martin Luther King Jr. She has received tributes from rap artists like Common and Public Enemy and is the inspiration for several groups including "Hands of Assata," "Assata's Daughters," and Black Lives Matter.

She is the first woman to be on the FBI's most wanted terrorist list and there is currently a $2 million reward for the assistance in her capture.
Assata Shakur is a violent radical who is now idolized by many violent radicals.
by spootyhead July 26, 2016
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Cocks Not Glocks

An anti-gun group that made a name for itself by littering their college campus in Texas with massive amounts of dildos and dildo guns. Their reasoning is that you should be more focussed on having sex than legally obtaining a gun.
Cocks Not Glocks was invited to the White House by Obama, what a joke.
by spootyhead October 09, 2016
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Lady

Concerned at the extreme double standard at play with the definitions for gentleman and lady, I decided to take a definition from the former and swap it for the latter:

Something very rare today. A woman who is respectful and considerate of those around her. Acts politely. Treats men and women with respect. Says thank you when helped, wears nice clothes, and is elegant. What more women should be. Because regardless of what feminists may tell you, treating people with respect and being polite doesn't give you "internalized misogyny" or make you a "traitor" or whatever. It makes you a good person and will really benefit you in life.
When we went out, she listened to my stories, gave me a box of chocolates, and thanked me for a wonderful night with a kiss on the cheek. She was such a classy lady.

Sally: Hello Miss, it's nice to meet you.

Woman: Same to you, dear.
Other person: Sally is a polite young lady
by spootyhead January 13, 2017
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