10 definitions by spissatus

huffy

a skank who likes have sex with virgin males.

you see that girl? She's been the first bang for every dude in the school. She's a Huffy.

Yeah dude, she's totally a popular first bicycle for young boys.

by spissatus June 5, 2009

pink eye

The condition of being extremely horny and wanting to do a girl in her vagina. As opposed to Stink Eye, which is also being very horny but wanting to do a girl in the pooper.

Jeff hadn't gotten any action for months. So when he saw this hot girl across the room, he got a severe case of pink eye.

by spissatus December 2, 2013

President Glans

The popular term for Donald Trump. Because dickhead is too vulgar, Glans is more elegant.

The Christmas 2018 government shutdown was the doing of President Glans.

by spissatus December 29, 2018