spissatus's definitions

President Glans

The popular term for Donald Trump. Because dickhead is too vulgar, Glans is more elegant.

The Christmas 2018 government shutdown was the doing of President Glans.

by spissatus December 29, 2018

Hairy tire

The sexual experience in which a person performing fellation on another receives a face full of hair from the fellated person's hairy fat belly, aka spare tire.

Jenny was blowing this fat eastern European guy last night. She woke up today with all his body hair stuck to her makeup. But she says she's got a thing for hairy tires.

by spissatus February 16, 2019

lounge drunk

achieving a state of inebriation that is pleasant, without becoming drunk, for many hours while in a club or a lounge. Also stated as running a good buzz.

So there we were, chillin on a rooftop downtown yesterday getting lounge drunk and smoking blunts.

by spissatus October 30, 2011