Definitions by spissatus

sporking 

verb - the action of a man Big Spooning his partner, then achieving an erection, thereby poking his partner with his penis. In effect, behaving as both a spoon and a fork at one time.

Last night Linda asked me to spoon her while she watched The OC. I told her only if I got something out of it too. She offered by allowing to sporking instead.

sporking by spissatus February 4, 2010

Class Action 

Successfully achieving sexual relations with members of one's own academic class.

Have you heard Billy has slept with his 10th girl in our med school class?

Yeah man, Billy's really getting some Class Action.

Class Action by spissatus November 23, 2009

huffy

a skank who likes have sex with virgin males.

you see that girl? She's been the first bang for every dude in the school. She's a Huffy.

Yeah dude, she's totally a popular first bicycle for young boys.

huffy by spissatus June 5, 2009