Definitions by spencer

wafflestomper

One who shits in the shower and stomps on it untill it goes down the drain.

Sander Cole is a waffle stomper and he over uses the term too

wafflestomper by Spencer April 8, 2005

goro 

A large, 4-armed humanoid with a hunger for human suffering. His ability (more like the aggressive implementation of his want) to vote as many times as possible was the cause of the re-election of George W. Bush in 2004. Many have banded together in the past in an attempt to stop him, but have always chickened out. I mean, who's going to even say something to him? He's fucking Goro for christ's sake!

Goro is selling gift-wrap to raise money for his high school class. I bought as much as I could afford, and he still trashed my yard.

goro by Spencer January 2, 2005

knobsky 

Knob... but more so. A double knob perhaps? Someone who is beyond your regular knob.

Wow... that seedy guy wearing another man's g-string is a seedy knobsky.

knobsky by Spencer December 21, 2004

cockbaker 

Someone who bakes the cock.
Such as a regular baker bakes bread.

Can I please have a loaf of cock? and knob roll. I'll also take those hamburger buns with that cock in the middle.

cockbaker by Spencer December 21, 2004

bitchfucker 

A person who has or is having sexual intercourse with a bitch. A bitch being a female dog, or incredibly grumpy woman.

Mum: Would you like to go to the beach today?
Bitchfucker: Will there be bitches there?
Mum: But of course.
Bitchfucker: Let's get moving.

bitchfucker by Spencer December 19, 2004

kankle spanker

someone who continusly strokes their kankles until they reach their maximum level of pleasure.

timmy is a kankle spanker

kankle spanker by spencer December 19, 2004

zokeedokie 

a wierd ass name for the coolest girl in the world who shouldnt live in ny so she can be with me cus shes the BOMB

zokeedokie, how wierd, an ugly name for a hot girl

zokeedokie by spencer October 2, 2004