spanky's definitions

mob face

generally referring to facial complexion that resembles roadkill. Also known as the uni-sex face.

Darci's body is fine, but she needs a bag for her horrible case of mob face.

by Spanky December 5, 2004

quokka

Small rodent-like animal found on Rottnest Island, just of the coast of West Australia. They tend to trash hotel rooms if you leave the door open.

That quokka just tipped over the bin! Catch it!!!

by Spanky May 28, 2003

fok

native american pronunciation of fuck.
also possible: fak fik and fek, depending on drunkeness

FAK YU FOK!!!
WHY DA COPS ALWAYS ARREST ME... what da fek.

by spanky July 10, 2003

five across the eyes

to slap someone across the face.
five referring to the number of digits on your hand.
this is usually something done by a parent to their child when the kid is unruly.

kid: duh, i'm a stupid kid, i'm gonna knock over this vase
dad: boy!! that's five across the eyes!
<<*SMACK*>>
kid:waaaah! i am little bitch, but i sure learned my lesson.

by spanky July 16, 2003

Swiatched

amazing freestyler

i know you wannabe a swiatched when i comes to rap

by spanky September 25, 2003

bush

A shrub
Two dipshit U.S. presidents

George H.W. Bush - a real fuck up
"Dubya" - the worst fuck up of all.
Bush family - should all burn in hell.

by Spanky November 1, 2003

system requirements

How good your computer has to be to play the latest new video game.

If you are actually checking the system requirements, you probly need to upgrade.

by spanky January 28, 2004