spanky's definitions

dirty bird

A touchdown celebration created by Jamal Anderson for the 1998 Atlanta Falcons. The dance, which consisted of flapping arms to act like wings, was introduced when tight end O.J. Santiago celebrated his two-touchdown effort following a 41-10 victory at New England in early November. The fever it generated captivated a national audience as well as brought the Falcons to the front of the Atlanta sports scene.

The Dirty Bird is one of the best end zone celebrations ever.

by Spanky July 6, 2005

funktastic

a higher level of fantastic, on par with craptastic, cept it's good.
when something is supremely funky, it may be deemed funktastic

that guy playing the sax is just funktastic. that guy playing the washtub bass, however, is craptastic.

by spanky July 15, 2003

dink out

While golfing: On any hole tee-off, if your shot fails to pass the womens tee-off spot, the other players call DINK OUT! and you must pull out your dink and play the rest of that hole with your dong hanging out of your pants.

FORE!
*slice*
shit, that thing only went two feet!
DINK OUT!!

by spanky December 18, 2003

fuxxor

"fucked"

i fuxxored your mom

by spanky October 19, 2003

deadbeat dad

a man who is a wimp and will not give money to his wordbaby mama/word.

this dude humped some chick, then boned the hell outta there... now she gots a kid and he ain't givin her nuttin. he's a deadbeat MF dad

by spanky July 10, 2003

foog

Well, duh! It's 'goof' spelled backwards.

1. When someone is being silly or annoying, put it simply, as not to offend..."Foog".

by Spanky April 5, 2004

heezie

it pretty much means any word that starts with H. most likely hook.

that shit is off the heezie fo sheezy my neezy, my nose is itchy i gotta sneezy

by spanky February 13, 2004