Definitions by spanky

joint subcommittee meeting

Something you say to alert others that you are about to go smoke a J.

Hey boys, It's time for another joint subcommittee meeting

joint subcommittee meeting by spanky July 16, 2003

five across the eyes

to slap someone across the face.
five referring to the number of digits on your hand.
this is usually something done by a parent to their child when the kid is unruly.

kid: duh, i'm a stupid kid, i'm gonna knock over this vase
dad: boy!! that's five across the eyes!
<<*SMACK*>>
kid:waaaah! i am little bitch, but i sure learned my lesson.

five across the eyes by spanky July 16, 2003

funktastic 

a higher level of fantastic, on par with craptastic, cept it's good.
when something is supremely funky, it may be deemed funktastic

that guy playing the sax is just funktastic. that guy playing the washtub bass, however, is craptastic.

funktastic by spanky July 15, 2003

Stunt Monkey 

A punk rock band from Northern California.

I like that new song, "Girlfriend Likes Girls," by Stunt Monkey.

Stunt Monkey by Spanky July 10, 2003

give the business 

to beat someone up. usually combined with taking the subject out back.

Scott wouldnt pay his tab, so we took him out back and gave him the business

give the business by spanky July 10, 2003

dine at the y 

to eat out a woman's crotch.
the Y referring to her body and legs

Man, Scotty's sister is drunk, I am SOOO gonna dine at the Y later...

dine at the y by spanky July 10, 2003

nose goblin 

what i go mining for when i am bored at work

cripes... look at the size of that nose goblin. it's all green and bloody

nose goblin by spanky July 10, 2003