spanky's definitions

jard

something indians say, to indicate they have played a joke on you, whether or not you were fooled. most likely, you weren't fooled and you are explaining to them why they are so stupid.
also may be used with BLENG

indian: hey fok, yer shoes untied!
me: well, no acutally they aren't untied. I am ACTUALLY wearing sandles, which are simply slip-on and have no need to be..
indian: JARD!!!!!

by spanky July 10, 2003

flat cocker

another word referring to lesbian; carpet muncher; dyke; muff diver

sara and catherine are flat cockers

by SpAnKy December 7, 2003

rut

The space between a vagina and the asshole.

I was punding my girlfriend in the vag when i slipped across the rut and up her poop chute.

by spanky March 11, 2005

frelicious

Fresh and Delicious!!!

hey girl you lookin frelicious tonight...

by Spanky September 28, 2003

hedgehog

A guy who can give himself oral sex

"Damn, I heard Ron Jeremy can suck his own dick!"
"What? How can the greatest male pornstar ever be a hedgehog?!?"

by Spanky January 8, 2005

joint subcommittee meeting

Something you say to alert others that you are about to go smoke a J.

Hey boys, It's time for another joint subcommittee meeting

by spanky July 16, 2003

TFB

it's what you say to whiny little brats who don't get there way
it stands for too fucking bad

kid: waaaah waaah! i'm an annoying little brat!! gimme ice cream!
me: we don't have any ice cream, this is an office supply store.
kid: waah, i really wanted ice cream tho!
me: TFB my man....

by spanky July 10, 2003