spanky's definitions

jard

something indians say, to indicate they have played a joke on you, whether or not you were fooled. most likely, you weren't fooled and you are explaining to them why they are so stupid.
also may be used with BLENG

indian: hey fok, yer shoes untied!
me: well, no acutally they aren't untied. I am ACTUALLY wearing sandles, which are simply slip-on and have no need to be..
indian: JARD!!!!!

by spanky July 10, 2003

flat cocker

another word referring to lesbian; carpet muncher; dyke; muff diver

sara and catherine are flat cockers

by SpAnKy December 7, 2003

deadbeat dad

a man who is a wimp and will not give money to his wordbaby mama/word.

this dude humped some chick, then boned the hell outta there... now she gots a kid and he ain't givin her nuttin. he's a deadbeat MF dad

by spanky July 10, 2003

heezie

it pretty much means any word that starts with H. most likely hook.

that shit is off the heezie fo sheezy my neezy, my nose is itchy i gotta sneezy

by spanky February 13, 2004

dink out

While golfing: On any hole tee-off, if your shot fails to pass the womens tee-off spot, the other players call DINK OUT! and you must pull out your dink and play the rest of that hole with your dong hanging out of your pants.

FORE!
*slice*
shit, that thing only went two feet!
DINK OUT!!

by spanky December 18, 2003

foog

Well, duh! It's 'goof' spelled backwards.

1. When someone is being silly or annoying, put it simply, as not to offend..."Foog".

by Spanky April 5, 2004

ag

Crazy, off the wall, totally nuts.
This comes from the show Nickelodeon Guts and the agro crag - a totally nuts muontain full of fury.

whoah man, that party was so ag.

by spanky March 24, 2005