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iphone air 

Tim definitely did not cook….
the iphone air is the result of letting Tim Cook too much…. in fact he overcooked!
the longest narrow body airliner ever, beating even the Boeing 757-300 by 3 metres or so.
The DC-8-63 is the original flying pencil.

seat 11a 

the infamous seat without a window in a 737. It’s to do with aircon hardware.
Booked seat 11a as Ryanair said it was a window seat, was instead staring at a blank wall for the entire 3 hour flight.
To steal something expensive like a super car from a high profile figure like a mob boss or CEO
imma QuickTake the drug boss’s lambo

iPhone air 

the controversial iPhone released alongside the iPhone 17 family. It needs another battery pack, the processor is somehow slower than the regular iPhone 17 despite being labelled as A19 “pro” and costs more and has just one outer camera. You’d be better off even with an iPhone 16 pro.

count olaf 

The modern corporation if it was a person.
count olaf represents the modern corporation. make as much money as possible and don’t care if you murder or break rules doing so

AirPods Pro 3 

The newest in the AirPods Pro lineup. They have four times as much ANC as the original AirPods Pro, a heart rate sensor and longer battery life.
On the 19th of September, I left my last period early and headed directly to the nearest electronics store to pick up the AirPods Pro 3. I spent my time testing out their latest features all the way home. (True Story)