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Perfume for "men"

Please note that cologne rhymes with alone.
Armstrong:Houstan we have a problem
Houstan:Copy that
Armstrong: Lance put on too much cologne again and it disabled our breathing apparatuses. We've just left him on the moon, but he's taken the keys.
Houstan:Damn Calvin Klein!
by Slatte November 21, 2006

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Stands for Java Gaming Experts. They're known for creating the game Runescape, an mmorpg. Some despise them, while others love them. Despite their growing number of fans, the only people to spread the word about them are people who have quit the game, giving it a bad reputation. The reason no good things are said about the company is becase everyone who likes them is to addicted to their games.
If Jagex advertised on Cartoon Network, they would control the next generation.
by Slatte October 02, 2006

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Something that costs a lot of money.
That Lamborghini looks very expensive.
by Slatte August 31, 2008

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Proper spelling of the term coined in the movie "Kung Fu Panda". Pronounced 'wooshi'.
Incorporating a lethal pinky flex, can be used to decimate renegade kung fu masters.

See skadoosh

noob: What! *gasp* NO!

Kung Fu Master: YES!

noob: No...no, you wouldn't, not the wuxi finger hold!

KFM: Oh yes I would!

noob: You're bluf-

KFM: Skadoosh

*mushroom cloud*
by Slatte August 31, 2008

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The game by the name of Runescape is becoming ever so popular these days, but there are lots of people who chose to hate it aswell. While the controversy is heating up more and more, there might be a solution that could turn the tides. With the third generation of game consoles on the market, there are new possibilities.
Since Runescape is an MMORPG, anybody can play and everyone can play at the same time. With online play becoming the biggest thing since iPods, Runescape might just have a shot at targeting the whole community.
There are three new systems on the market, listed in order of capability and power: the sony playstation 3, the xbox 360, and the nintendo Wii. If Jagex could create a universal program that would allow a person with any of these new systems to play runescape on their system together, regardless of power(eg, xbox players can play agains/with Wii players), some interesting things might happen.
The basic idea of the theory is that the mmorpg is ported up to the more powerful consoles. This allows for a much more complex battle system, aswell as much more in depth gameplay. All complaints about the game could easily be solved with the port up.
The major complaints about the game are of the combat system or of the graphics. While grahpics could easily be achieved, a combat system would be the major part of the ugprade. Players could fight on equal grounds and not have to rely on luck or one level differences, which would bring back a lot of the quitters.
By default, rpgs are all about stat building and unlocking secrets and stories, etc. But in runescape, stat building is often halted by overcrowding, usually with one person hogging all the resources in one area. This makes leveling up almost impossible. This could easily be solved via a single player mode that is played on the console rather than a server, like any other rpg.
And the one thing that 99% of people will agree on is that once you get to higher levels, it takes impractical amounts of time to get so little experience. The best example is the mining skill. In alomst any rpg, the higher a skill is, the faster and easier you can do things, while unlocking more capabilities. In runescape, the player can be forty levels higher than the requesite level, which should normally make that skill happen very fast, but in this case, the player can wait for long periods of time for a single ore. This could also be easily solved by using personal skills involving minigames or actually using combos to gather ores faster and more practically.
Players will be able to port their original characters onto their console and manage their accounts.
Another thing that might seem totally wild, but very practical would be for runescape players to create their own runescape world by buying different pieces of environment for different amounts of money.
All of this is hypothetical and theorized, but could be put into effect with some persuasion of jagex hasn't already thought of it already.
The Runescape Chaos Theory could be the next biggest thing since the wheel.
by Slatte October 02, 2006

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An item that is so insanely easy that even people who's IQ's are surpassed by those of rocks can still understand how to use it.
If something is idiot proof; to make it it impossible to mess up or misuse.
Dude, did you hear they made an idiot proof knife?
Yeah, but it turns somebody made a better idiot, so there were a few injuries. . .
by Slatte December 07, 2006

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roflmaonaise is a variation or roflmao (rolling on floor laughing my ass off). The naise at the end makes it appear that the person has written mayonaise, which is completely random. This is usually used to steal crowds of laughing people from a comedic person in a chat. This is can also be a gamble, because if the typer of said new joke does not work, he is shunned and booed and wtf-ed.
larrycabledude:. . .and that went down faster than a bottole of vodka at couryney love's house.
chatter1: wtf???
by Slatte September 14, 2006

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