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ass

1) Has the ability to make wind and break wind.
2) A convenient place for storing prized possesions if you are that fat.
3) A extremely stupid person.
4) A person that has the IQ of a potato.
5) A dangerous place when adventured into.
6) A noun usually found in jokes regarding planets.
7) The place of no return!
Ass:
1) Fire in the hole!
2) Up yours. . .no really.
3) George Bush
4) George Bush
5) Example of said places: Rosie, Larry the Cable Guy, etc.
6) . . . and it was blockin out the sun and everything!
7) No explanation nessecary
by Slatte October 29, 2006
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Farts

Farts is actually just Fresno Area Rapid Transit, but that just makes it singular. Some poor guy in marketing probably got fired after this...
by Slatte October 29, 2008
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chicken

What everything seems to taste like.
Chicken was probably in primordial soup.
by Slatte April 30, 2008
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611

1) Misinterpretation of 411.
2) Phone repair line. Completely useless number to call because if your phone is broken you shouldn't be able to call any number and if you could you'd have no reason to call.
George: So what's the 611 on that?
Brenda: That's phone repair, d'you mean 411?
George: -___-
by Slatte September 20, 2006
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sandwich

A very random insult that will make everybody laugh at said insulted person for absolutely no apparent reason whatsoever. It it not know why this happens, and people are still trying to figure out why. It is mostly directed at random people or a person who is disagreeing with you. Does not work in chat unless you are under 12 or so.
Bob:I don't think so.
Joe:Come on, it should be fun!
Bob:I really don't think so. . .
Joe:Stop being a sandwich.
Bob:. . .
Joe:STOP!
Ted:hahaha
Tim:hahaha
Moe:hahaha
Joe:hahaha

~OR~

Bob:You sandwich! WTF
Random Person:Come again?
Bob:You heard me, stop being a sandwich damnit!!!
Random Person:I'm sorry, what is a sandwich?
Crowd:HAHAHAHA

Crowd leaves after a while and the random person has an odd story to tell for the rest of his life.
by Slatte September 17, 2006
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Skadoosh

Originating from Kung Fu Panda, skadoosh is a phrase with similar meaning to the Terminator's "hasta la vista". Spoken right before the Wuxi Finger Hold is fully executed, thus, before a moment of much ass kicking.
(during Wuxi finger hold)

Victim: Nooooo

Badass: Skadoosh

*mushroom cloud*
by Slatte October 18, 2008
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digimon

A sad parody of Pokemon, although neither of them are good. In futile attempts to capture the minds of little kids, it's corrupt otherwise successful little munchkins, although the subject matter alone will make the person with an iq greater than that of a rock laugh. A bunch of violent chiapets that temporarily evolve into barry bonds and "My little Pony" at the same time when pissed. those who watch it need to get a life, lest ur under the age of 9 (give kids a break, come on. Obviously Chris Rock, etc. are better shows, but they're just little smurf pplz, nothing else to watch). Anywho, it is a show that should be avoided at all costs. Equivilent to day-time television soap operas.
Digimon should be avoided as if it were the ebola virus
by Slatte October 29, 2006
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