Definitions by slatte

dough not 

When you're going to say "don't" but then switch to "do not" halfway through, you end up say a mix of the two.

Jimmy: I dough not want pizza today.
Fred: What?

dough not by Slatte October 15, 2010

cologne 

Perfume for "men"

Please note that cologne rhymes with alone.

Armstrong:Houstan we have a problem
Houstan:Copy that
Armstrong: Lance put on too much cologne again and it disabled our breathing apparatuses. We've just left him on the moon, but he's taken the keys.
Houstan:Damn Calvin Klein!

cologne by Slatte November 10, 2008

Farts 

Fresno Area Rapid Transport System

Farts is actually just Fresno Area Rapid Transit, but that just makes it singular. Some poor guy in marketing probably got fired after this...

Farts by Slatte October 29, 2008

Expensive 

Something that costs a lot of money.

That Lamborghini looks very expensive.

Expensive by Slatte October 18, 2008

Skadoosh 

Originating from Kung Fu Panda, skadoosh is a phrase with similar meaning to the Terminator's "hasta la vista". Spoken right before the Wuxi Finger Hold is fully executed, thus, before a moment of much ass kicking.

(during Wuxi finger hold)

Victim: Nooooo

Badass: Skadoosh

*mushroom cloud*

Skadoosh by Slatte October 18, 2008

Wuxi Finger Hold 

Proper spelling of the term coined in the movie "Kung Fu Panda". Pronounced 'wooshi'.
Incorporating a lethal pinky flex, can be used to decimate renegade kung fu masters.

See skadoosh

*pinch*

noob: What! *gasp* NO!

Kung Fu Master: YES!

noob: No...no, you wouldn't, not the wuxi finger hold!

KFM: Oh yes I would!

noob: You're bluf-

KFM: Skadoosh

*mushroom cloud*

Wuxi Finger Hold by Slatte October 18, 2008

Goth 

Probably the most weirdass way to spend your youth.

At age 45, Tim realized he looked like a total moron with his satanic tattoos and excess supply of black makeup. Why did he become a goth? The world may never know

Goth by Slatte October 18, 2008