slatte's definitions

pms

Prehistoric Monster Syndrome

PMS: Prehistoric Monster Syndrome

by Slatte February 4, 2008

portable safe

Just like a normal safe, only completely useless. It keeps all your valuable possesions and whatnot inside, safe from prying fingers. However, if stolen, which should easily be done, seeing as it's portable, defeats the purpose of it being a safe. It can easily be pried or torched open later.

Who in their right mind would think a portable safe is actually keeping anything safe?!?

by Slatte September 26, 2006

chicken

What everything seems to taste like.

Chicken was probably in primordial soup.

by Slatte April 30, 2008

611

1) Misinterpretation of 411.
2) Phone repair line. Completely useless number to call because if your phone is broken you shouldn't be able to call any number and if you could you'd have no reason to call.

George: So what's the 611 on that?
Brenda: That's phone repair, d'you mean 411?
George: -___-

by Slatte September 20, 2006

Finger

Triggers the release of a deadly gas when pulled

his finger was pulled and damn it stunk. we had to get the county fumigated.

by Slatte October 29, 2006

Goth

Probably the most weirdass way to spend your youth.

At age 45, Tim realized he looked like a total moron with his satanic tattoos and excess supply of black makeup. Why did he become a goth? The world may never know

by Slatte October 18, 2008

cologne

Perfume for "men"

Please note that cologne rhymes with alone.

Armstrong:Houstan we have a problem
Houstan:Copy that
Armstrong: Lance put on too much cologne again and it disabled our breathing apparatuses. We've just left him on the moon, but he's taken the keys.
Houstan:Damn Calvin Klein!

by Slatte November 10, 2008