Definitions by simon

having kittens 

Going postal, stressing out, pissed off.

Fox News Network is having kittens over the Bill O'Reily alledged sexual escapades with his young female subordinate.

having kittens by Simon October 15, 2004

Lay a loaf 

Taking a massive shit. Used frequently by Andy Sipowicz on NYPD Blue.

I chowed down at Taco Bell eating a dozen Chaloopas; I gotta go lay a loaf on the bowl.

Lay a loaf by Simon October 14, 2004

GOP

Refers to Republican Party and the way they turn things around and bullshit.

I'll take the GOP approach and tell my bitch I'm a one lady man though I'm on the DL.

GOP by Simon October 14, 2004

theatre jock

Usually a theatre/drama major in school. Their life is the theatre. They're the ones who start singing show tunes or quoting lines from plays when you say something to them.

Dude: Let me hold 50 cent.

Theatre Jock: "I got rythm," (show tune from 42nd. st.

theatre jock by Simon October 14, 2004

Tubcat 

A very hefty fat pussy cat. Usually has no neck, thunderthighs and a big belly that drags on the ground.

That cat of yours is too heavy to take on the plane. He's a Tubcat.

Tubcat by Simon October 14, 2004

Honey Bucket 

A shit house on an airplane. Lavatory on an airliner.

You get to suck the shit out of the honey bucket from flight 69.

Honey Bucket by Simon October 14, 2004

Poop De Ville 

A vehicle, usually a light truck that is used to service the lavatorys on an airplane.

Gas up the Poop De Ville we got six planes at the gate needing lavatory serivce.

Poop De Ville by Simon October 14, 2004