kappin

nottingham slang,
means to skip somethign

ive been kapping off school

by simon December 22, 2004

punkasscowboi

simon

simon is a punkasscowboi

by simon August 4, 2003

gerkin

A very, very tall and very,very thin person.

Jeeze, that guy is a gerkin!

by Simon May 13, 2005

cha-ching

The ability to make money from nothing

After selling sh*t for nothing: 'Cha-ching!'

by Simon December 22, 2004

happy simon

a person in the middle of a threesome

George was getting fucked in the ass by Bob while fucking Steve in his ass. George was a happy simon.

by Simon March 6, 2004

Navism

To be lucky at PES

Committing fouls without reprimand

by Simon March 5, 2003

geeks

sam and matthew on a game of worms!

you're the biggest sam and matthews that i've ever seen

by Simon January 31, 2005