by Flealan July 19, 2006
To make an incorrect statement, and when another person corrects you, you can shout “chomp 20p”. The person then owes you a chomp chocolate bar which costs 20p.
Reece: “I cant believe england won the world cup”
Robbie: “They only got to the semi-finals!”
Reece:”Chomp 20p!!!”
Robbie: “They only got to the semi-finals!”
Reece:”Chomp 20p!!!”
by Chomp20per July 18, 2018
The fluctuating dilation of the anus after a traumatic event, that makes it reflect the differing sizes of the British 50 pence and 20 pence coins (both coins are hexagonal).
Phone conversation.
Friend: "What's up man?"
Sufferer: "Dude, I've eaten nothing but white bread for three days and I've just had my first shit."
Friend: "Woah, nightmare!"
Sufferer: "Tell me about it, I've been curled up on the couch for the past hour and a half sucking my thumb while my ass is all '50p 20p'."
Friend: "What's up man?"
Sufferer: "Dude, I've eaten nothing but white bread for three days and I've just had my first shit."
Friend: "Woah, nightmare!"
Sufferer: "Tell me about it, I've been curled up on the couch for the past hour and a half sucking my thumb while my ass is all '50p 20p'."
by Rydo December 20, 2010
A term used whilst drunk, to ask for a game of Blackjack.
Normally said:
"Get your 20ps oooouuutttttt"
Normally said:
"Get your 20ps oooouuutttttt"
by Randi Walker July 30, 2009
John: wow man, you fucked her?!
Me: yeah, I banged her in one of those pay toilets
John: oh, a 20p toilet?
Me: yeah, I banged her in one of those pay toilets
John: oh, a 20p toilet?
by Mxxgaylad February 9, 2018