sean brian kirby's definitions

Francostein

Nickname for Jean Kerry, French-speaking (and sympathising) Democratic (Socialist) candidate for President of The United States of America.

Oh, you're going to vote for Francostein? Hold onto your wallet... get your Arabic language tapes...

by Sean Brian Kirby October 31, 2004

Soixante neuf

French for sixty nine.

To demonstrate how poorly I counted in Froggish, I said, "Un, deux, trois, cinq, soixante neuf," and she gasped.

by Sean Brian Kirby October 30, 2004

Hufty McGufty

The sound women must listen to when disinterested in the outcome. (Australian origin.)

She lay on her back, listening to the Hufty McGufty, and thought, "what day is it tomorrow"

by Sean Brian Kirby March 14, 2005

Turska chekia

Literally, "Turkish handjob." The Bulgarian way of saying "titty-fucking."

Malki tsitsi - nyama Turska chekia.

by Sean Brian Kirby October 6, 2005

scram

To leave with much haste.

Hey, there's my Mom! I better scam.

by Sean Brian Kirby June 4, 2003

doggie

To have sex with a girl who's on all fours.

She had the greatest ass; I could have doggied with her all day long.

by Sean Brian Kirby May 3, 2005

holy shit on a rope

Something my (many-times) boss Mike says. Don't ask me why. But it's pretty cool.

Lesbian #3: Mr. Jim just wrecked the forklift again.

Mike: Holy shit on a rope!

Muff: Fuck you, Mr. Jim!

by Sean Brian Kirby October 8, 2005