sean brian kirby's definitions

Jesus-Titty-Fucking-Christ

Used - to great effect - by the boss in 'Team America - World Police.'

(Michael Moore enters)

"Jesus-titty-fucking-Christ!!!!"

(Ham flies everywhere)

by Sean Brian Kirby October 8, 2005

aiight

A lazy-tongued way of saying "all right."

"Hey, what's going on?"

"Aiight."

by Sean Brian Kirby October 30, 2004

monster

The nickname of former CART-champ and current F1 racer, Juan Pablo Montoya.

Monster just ran into Schumey for the umteenth time!

by Sean Brian Kirby June 4, 2003

holy shit on a rope

Something my (many-times) boss Mike says. Don't ask me why. But it's pretty cool.

Lesbian #3: Mr. Jim just wrecked the forklift again.

Mike: Holy shit on a rope!

Muff: Fuck you, Mr. Jim!

by Sean Brian Kirby October 8, 2005

Yak

Short form of Yakovlev.

She threw her Yak into a snap-roll to avoid the deadly cannon-fire of the Messerschmitt.

by Sean Brian Kirby February 13, 2004

schtupped

Entirely screwed.

When he saw the red triplane on his tail, he knew he was schtupped.

by Sean Brian Kirby June 3, 2003

pushing the beans

Euphemistically, female masturbation.

He had her so frustrated after licking her neck 'cause he was too shy to kiss her, she had to go home and push the beans.

by Sean Brian Kirby October 20, 2004