sean brian kirby's definitions

holy shit on a rope

Something my (many-times) boss Mike says. Don't ask me why. But it's pretty cool.

Lesbian #3: Mr. Jim just wrecked the forklift again.

Mike: Holy shit on a rope!

Muff: Fuck you, Mr. Jim!

by Sean Brian Kirby October 8, 2005

schtupped

Entirely screwed.

When he saw the red triplane on his tail, he knew he was schtupped.

by Sean Brian Kirby June 3, 2003

smoker

An incredibly hot woman.

Most every woman in Bulgaria is a smoker.

by Sean Brian Kirby July 16, 2005

Yak

Short form of Yakovlev.

She threw her Yak into a snap-roll to avoid the deadly cannon-fire of the Messerschmitt.

by Sean Brian Kirby February 13, 2004

monster

The nickname of former CART-champ and current F1 racer, Juan Pablo Montoya.

Monster just ran into Schumey for the umteenth time!

by Sean Brian Kirby June 4, 2003

katerichka

Bulgarian for, "squirrel". They use it as we use, "beaver".

My friends laughed when I told them we call it a, "bober". And then I found out they call it, "katerichka".

by Sean Brian Kirby March 9, 2008

sploik

The sound jizz makes as it shoots out the end of your tugging, pulsing, turgid rod.

Thrust, thrust, half-thrust, half-thrust, fast-thrust, faster-thrust, fasthrustfasthrustfasthrustfasthrust, half, half - SPLOIK!

by Sean Brian Kirby December 28, 2005