sean brian kirby's definitions

Poontang

The President of Russia.

My Bulgarian buddy always laughs whenever he hears Vladimir Poontang's name.

by Sean Brian Kirby October 10, 2005

rice rocket

My belovéd (late) 1978 Kawasaki KZ400.

When my Texan friend saw me and my bike coming, he'd cry out, "Rice Rocket!"

by Sean Brian Kirby June 12, 2003

scram

To leave with much haste.

Hey, there's my Mom! I better scam.

by Sean Brian Kirby June 4, 2003

Mustang

Vital escort fighter sircraft of the Second World War, the first capable of escorting bombers to the heart of Germany and back.

"When I saw the Mustangs over Berlin, I knew the gig weas up." Hermann Göring

by Sean Brian Kirby February 13, 2004

pushing the beans

Euphemistically, female masturbation.

He had her so frustrated after licking her neck 'cause he was too shy to kiss her, she had to go home and push the beans.

by Sean Brian Kirby October 20, 2004

Hufty McGufty

The sound women must listen to when disinterested in the outcome. (Australian origin.)

She lay on her back, listening to the Hufty McGufty, and thought, "what day is it tomorrow"

by Sean Brian Kirby March 14, 2005

Kofi Annan

The corrupt, ineffectual One-World bitch who currently heads the UN.

Kofi Annan does nothing about genocides, oversees the rapes of 9-year-olds, and is weak and dangerous in the face of tyranny. Plus he gets paid, and then some.

by Sean Brian Kirby May 5, 2005