Poontang Slayer

A very select group of individuals
Usually hot

Wow look at they guy he looks hot

yeah he is a PTS (poontang slayer)

Poontang Slayer by booooobs1234 October 23, 2012

poontang smacker 

-One who can really please the clitoris.

-when one smacks a girls pussy during the act of intercourse

Girl 1: did you go out with that guy you met on Christian mingle last night
Girl 2: yeah but he was a huge poontang smacker which I enjoyed but a good Christian woman like me shouldn't be enjoying.

poontang smacker by Really tan shiba inu July 5, 2015

Slab of poontang 

A way of showing your appreciation of a females attractiveness in a manly way.

That is a nice slab of poontang

Slab of poontang by Holmesit May 5, 2011

poontang pie in the sky 

a girl to hook up with that is pleasant to contemplate but is very unlikely to be realized.

Jordan: yo, I’m takin’ HER home tonight!

bro: her? that’s some serious poontang pie in the sky shit your talking right there!

poontang pie in the sky by anonymous November 27, 2022

Poontang Boomerang 

Song by Steel Panther, about a girl who always finds you and wants to have sex again, so you do it

No way, I fucked that girl a week ago, and she's already back, talk about poontang boomerang!

Poontang Boomerang by I Love Steel Panther April 8, 2020

Poontangarang 

Pussy that keeps coming back no matter the circumstances.

Hilary new that Bill had cheated on her but like a "Poontangarang" she put out anyway.

Poontangarang by Gary Hess October 29, 2011

poontang conversion 

noun - a cynical, derogatory, term used to invalidate and belittle someone's acceptance of Christ, after becoming involved with a significant other. Usage requires not actually asking the person in question about their experience, their personal relationship with Jesus, their walk in faith, or any aspect of their testimony. Usually used by those who want to feel intellectually superior to those of faith.

I've known him for years! He just "accepted Jesus" to get into her pants. It's a poontang conversion!

Yeah, I've seen this all before, it's a poontang conversion.

He's saved? I never would have expected that! It must be a poontang conversion.

poontang conversion by B.o.G. (Boy of God) August 3, 2010