36 definitions by sean brian kirby

smoker

An incredibly hot woman.

Most every woman in Bulgaria is a smoker.

by sean brian kirby July 4, 2005

goliama shibena kutchka

Bulgarian for, "Big Fucking Bitch."

Moya goliama shibena kutchka chte doide.

by sean brian kirby October 3, 2005

ta-tas

Tits, usually of the big and bodacious variety. If they're pert, they're ta-tas.

Kerry Lynn has not only a great face, but bodacious ta-tas to boot.

by sean brian kirby October 7, 2005

schtupped

Entirely screwed.

When he saw the red triplane on his tail, he knew he was schtupped.

by sean brian kirby June 3, 2003

rice rocket

My belovéd (late) 1978 Kawasaki KZ400.

When my Texan friend saw me and my bike coming, he'd cry out, "Rice Rocket!"

by sean brian kirby June 12, 2003

cutty

The bruvas be callin' each otha' "cutey," and it come out "cutty."

"(I'd like to pound that ass...) Yo, whudup, cutty?"

by sean brian kirby October 30, 2004

Absurdistan

Your current locale/country when something completely ridiculous happens.

Here in Asburdistan, the State-boys pull over those who "speed" while ignoring those who hog the passing-lane, exhibiting their longest fingers.

by sean brian kirby June 4, 2003