scott's definitions

lazy

somebody who does not feel like performing an ever day task.

your so lazy u wont even get up to eat

by scott February 2, 2003

shlatitude

Paired with shlongitude, makes up the series of vertical and horizontal lines used to map the surface of my enormous penis.

"The vast enormity of my penis is most noticable at shlongitude 27 81 N, shlatitude 11 53 W."

by Scott March 30, 2004

cock jedi

a girl that pisses you off then drags you into the bedrrom to fuck your brains out so you forget about beng angry as hell at her

that fucking whore tasha is such a cock jedi i can't get rid of her, who can argue with 6 times a day?

by Scott January 1, 2005

bugger

Australian, derived from buggering, which means anal intercourse. Now mostly used as a slang word as an exclamation of surprise or discontent. May be used to refer to a creature or human.

Discontent: Well I'll be buggered!, Disappointment: Oh bugger me, Referal to friend or colleague: The stupid bugger, Anal sex: Oh he buggered me all night

by Scott June 25, 2004

volist

n. one who wears what they wear because they enjoy it, not because it makes them pretty or slutty or punk rawk or what not. the origins of this word were at attempts to bring social class distinctions together and unify things

rachel:why does she wear that it makes her look so weird...
veronica:i heard she was a volist

by scott July 25, 2004

chirty

The way someone from the north would pronounce the word "thirty"

Its almost nine fucking chirty!

by scott January 30, 2004

griff

A welsh born, IT spod that emmigrated to Canada; A tendency to drink too much at weddings then be found in the hotel corridors puking with his crank hanging out. Knows a lot about a lot of things, cool parents and has a chronic addiction to Keith's. Hangs a lot with fotsa. All around good shit and among me best mates.

Me: Griff, I need help with my computer, a case of Keith's and by the way, are all Welshie's coal miners?
Griff: Aye, fuck-off cunto.

by scott June 4, 2004