scott's definitions

lostasai

A band that some people refuse to define as ska and would much rather generically label it rock. And it has a lot of members...too many to count...and the number is always changing.

Person A: Want to go to the Lostasai concert?

Person B: Who?

by scott March 10, 2005

Samedin

A stupid fucking piece of shit mother fucker who thinks he is gangster and sucks dick for a living just for his own fucking pleasure.

You said you a gangster but you neva pop nothin, You said you a wankster and you need to stop frontin, You go to the dealership but you neva cop nothin, You been hustlin' a long time and you ain't got nothin.

by Scott February 28, 2003

lickalottapuss

What you get when a lesbian and a dinosaur procreate.

The lickalottapuss has been extinct for years.

by scott January 30, 2004

hosebag

An extremely trashy woman. Generally described by each of the following:
Chain Smoker
+50
Unemployed
Dresses like a skank
Addicted to crack

Look! It's a drunken hosebag!

by Scott April 3, 2003

gonisyphiherpilades

A combo of STD's that slutty girls have.

Dude: "Hey you should hook up with her"
Dude 2: "Hell no! That dirty bitch has gonisyphiherpilades.

by Scott January 9, 2005

MOLE

Original refering to an animal that lives in the ground. Also can be used to describe a girl with slutty qualities, who should also live in the ground where she belongs along with the other moles.

Man, see that girl, shes a fucing mole, shes been with every guy here !!

by Scott April 23, 2005

dirty onion ring

see anus

Bitch, stop lappin' on my balls and start eatin' my dirty onion ring.

by Scott January 9, 2004