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1. To ramble on incoherently until someone threatens you with a pearing knife.

2. To cause havoc with consistent stupidity and retarded remarks.

3. To make hilarious jokes at random moments.

4. To baffle others with mind-numbing stupidity
That joke was a real netfan.

You are such a netfan.

Wow, you just netfan'd that one.
netfan by scott June 24, 2004
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netsanet 

a Netsanet is a person with a kind heart and big dreams. A Netsanet will not give up on herself or her friend. She has lots of love to give and get but she usually just want to give and only get when needed.
I wish I had a Netsanet right now
netsanet by Netsienetsie May 25, 2019
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Netbanger 

Reppin a set, gang, or cult on the internet only.
This guy acts hard over text, but can't do shit in real life. I hate netbangers.
Netbanger by Goldskull_3 September 13, 2018

Netanyahu 

My friend was a bully. He is a netanyahu.
Netanyahu by IsraelDictionary October 23, 2023

pull a Netanyahu 

lie in the most blatant way possible about really important topics.
he pulled a Netanyahu and told the modis ceo he wont continue to destroy Israelis Supreme Court.
please don't pull a Netanyahu again. i don't want to be lied to.
pull a Netanyahu by sdfadsfa July 25, 2023
The Jewish name נתנאל usually translates to gift of god.
A netanel is a selfless person always trying to help others, although he can sometimes have abit of a temper a netanel is usually a calm and kind person who is loved by everyone.
A netanel is very mentally and physically advanced and always stays motivated to reach his goals.
"You are such a netanel" could be said as a compliment it can also be said to someone who is very 2 sided with their mood.
However it is usually said to someone who is actually called netanel.
Netanel by Nethaneel October 16, 2019

Newfane Cousin 

Newfane is a small town in Niagara County, New York, and the citizens of this fine town have a habit of referring to family friends/acquaintances/neighbors as their "cousins", "aunts", or "uncles"; when no blood or marital relation exists.
Someone: "My cousin/aunt/uncle is coming into town this weekend and we're having a party."

Me: "Is it your real cousin/aunt/uncle, or is it a Newfane cousin/aunt/uncle? "
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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