scott's definitions

spermanent

male ejaculation in the hair of a female

He missed her mouth and ejaculated in her red hair giving her an immediate spermanent.

by Scott August 25, 2003

shaftian

A horrible used car sales man.

Don't look now Martha but here comes the shaftian to push this piece of shit car on us.

by Scott May 17, 2004

candy cane

A turd that has the red stripe from the hemroid while it came out.

Man I pinched a candycane off in the toilet you better stay out of there for a while!

by scott January 17, 2004

chilly dog

The act of taking a shit on your girls tits and then titty fucking her.

My girl let me give her a chilly dog last night.

by Scott March 12, 2004

what about a little hey-hey

An expressive phrase which means: to have a small penis.

All the girls laughed at Gordon, exclaiming, "what a little hey hey". Gord has grown to accept his place in society.

by Scott February 28, 2004

E Brain

A word to describe a really stupid person.

That dude's an E Brain.
Started in 1970 to discribe people that don't use common sense.

by Scott February 7, 2005

jib

Verb. To jib. Jibbing. The act of manuvering a bicycle, skateboard, snowboard or skis in tricky manner on top of and around a structure such as a stump, rocks, stairs, railigs, rooftops, etc. When you are playing around, showing off, jumping, flipping, hopping, etc you are jibbing.

Biker: Lets go jib on the steps at the library.

Skier: We were jibbin' all over the terrain park saturday.

by Scott February 23, 2004