Donald Duck hid in the corner of his duck pen, fearing what was to come next.
Ned said, "Time for some duck rape!"
He scooped Donald up and lowered him onto his swollen tadger.
The pained quacking was terrible.
Ned said, "Time for some duck rape!"
He scooped Donald up and lowered him onto his swollen tadger.
The pained quacking was terrible.
by scodder May 30, 2010
Rupert woke up with a boner: one that was covered in cum, poo, vag juice, taco sauce, pubes, and dog slobber.
"Wow," he thought as he looked up to see Cindy's panties hanging from a floor lamp, "that must have been a great party."
"I have a filthy boner!"
"Wow," he thought as he looked up to see Cindy's panties hanging from a floor lamp, "that must have been a great party."
"I have a filthy boner!"
by scodder April 25, 2010
A hammo is a hot chick who has cheek pouches like a hamster, so she can give blowjobs to two guys at once.
Cindy, an accomplished hammo, had one guy in each cheek pouch so she thought she'd try for a third.
She almost choked, but everyone had a happy ending.
She almost choked, but everyone had a happy ending.
by scodder May 21, 2010
Pasquale: So how did your night with Debbi go?
Enrico: We both took off our glasses and it turned into a total squintercourse.
I believe at one point I was boffing her bellybutton.
Pasquale: Yikes!
Enrico: We both took off our glasses and it turned into a total squintercourse.
I believe at one point I was boffing her bellybutton.
Pasquale: Yikes!
by scodder November 07, 2012
An elk molester is someone who takes advantage of the gentle and docile nature of these magnificent creatures to satisfy their vile sexual needs.
by scodder November 02, 2012
After the alligator hunting accident took his nut, Dwayne had a cheese ball made.
Unfortunately, the cheesy smell made him very popular with local dogs.
Unfortunately, the cheesy smell made him very popular with local dogs.
by scodder May 14, 2010
A hummusexual is a person who spreads hummus on his willy and then gets sucked off.
Especially inspiring with a dash of hot sauce
Especially inspiring with a dash of hot sauce
Shlomo declared his hummusexual nature by dipping his dong in the hummus and then going upstairs with Rebecca.
The moans and slurping sounds were awesome.
The moans and slurping sounds were awesome.
by scodder May 01, 2010