squintercourse

Pasquale: So how did your night with Debbi go?

Enrico: We both took off our glasses and it turned into a total squintercourse.

I believe at one point I was boffing her bellybutton.

Pasquale: Yikes!
by scodder November 07, 2012
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elk molester

An elk molester is someone who takes advantage of the gentle and docile nature of these magnificent creatures to satisfy their vile sexual needs.
Swayze: What's wrong with "Elko"?

Sneezy: Elk molesters got him.

Swayze: The bastards!
by scodder November 02, 2012
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cheese ball

A cheese ball is a replacement testicle made from cheese.
After the alligator hunting accident took his nut, Dwayne had a cheese ball made.

Unfortunately, the cheesy smell made him very popular with local dogs.
by scodder May 14, 2010
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hummusexual

A hummusexual is a person who spreads hummus on his willy and then gets sucked off.

Especially inspiring with a dash of hot sauce
Shlomo declared his hummusexual nature by dipping his dong in the hummus and then going upstairs with Rebecca.

The moans and slurping sounds were awesome.
by scodder May 01, 2010
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"Bite my nuts you moronic putz," is an epithet used on people raiding apricot orchards in Israel.
Moishe had just climbed over the wall, and was sneaking up to an apricot tree when he heard the dreaded words, "Bite my nuts you moronic putz!"

He narrowly escaped, followed by a blast of rock salt.
by scodder May 28, 2010
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Gob Less America

"Gob Less America" is an inspirational song asking America to spit ("gob") less.

It is traditionally sung in the seventh-inning stretch at baseball games, because research has shown a lot of spitting goes on in the eighth and ninth innings.
Cindy had just sucked a huge wad of man chowder from Bobbi's dong, and couldn't decide whether to spit or swallow.

Then she remembered the song "Gob Less America" from the baseball game, and swallowed.
by scodder May 25, 2010
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nineskin

A nineskin is a foreskin so gigantic you can fill it with hydrogen and fly around.
When Mr. Tiddles and his "balloon" landed in Europe, they confiscated his nineskin as an unauthorized meat import.

He was sad, but relieved to be circumsized at last.
by scodder May 22, 2010
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