Definitions by scodder
roast monkey nuts
Roast monkey nuts is a painful medical condition where a monkey sits or sleeps too close to a fire and suffers burned nads.
Our backyard camping trip was going great until "Cheetah" fell asleep next to the fire.
We had to take him to EMS with roast monkey nuts.
We had to take him to EMS with roast monkey nuts.
roast monkey nuts by scodder June 1, 2010
mourning wood
Frank was quite embarrassed when he got mourning wood at his friend Fritz's funeral.
However, he did get some nice winks from the widow.
However, he did get some nice winks from the widow.
mourning wood by scodder May 31, 2010
smut hole burfing
"I gotta toss my cookies," said Ben after chugging most of a bottle of gin.
Ned directed Ben to the outhouse, where he put one one of the most impressive and explosive displays of smut hole burfing ever seen.
Ned directed Ben to the outhouse, where he put one one of the most impressive and explosive displays of smut hole burfing ever seen.
smut hole burfing by scodder May 31, 2010
butthole smurfing
Norm won the butthole smurfing contest with three smurfs.
Getting them out was a whole other thing though.
Getting them out was a whole other thing though.
butthole smurfing by scodder May 31, 2010
hammorific
hammorific by scodder May 29, 2010
duck rape
Donald Duck hid in the corner of his duck pen, fearing what was to come next.
Ned said, "Time for some duck rape!"
He scooped Donald up and lowered him onto his swollen tadger.
The pained quacking was terrible.
Ned said, "Time for some duck rape!"
He scooped Donald up and lowered him onto his swollen tadger.
The pained quacking was terrible.
bite my nuts you moronic putz
Moishe had just climbed over the wall, and was sneaking up to an apricot tree when he heard the dreaded words, "Bite my nuts you moronic putz!"
He narrowly escaped, followed by a blast of rock salt.
He narrowly escaped, followed by a blast of rock salt.
bite my nuts you moronic putz by scodder May 28, 2010