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As Morton thrust into the meaty loins of Dobbin, he was ecstatic to have found the services of a horsetitute.
The pillow talk afterwards was great too.
The pillow talk afterwards was great too.
by scodder May 6, 2010
Get the horsetitute mug.If you're in a cozy friendship with somebody and want to take it to the next level, tell them "I want to bear your kittens!"
If they start building a nest in the sock drawer, it's a really good sign.
If they start building a nest in the sock drawer, it's a really good sign.
When Madge told Mike, "I want to bear your kittens!" she was ecstatic when he brought her a dead mouse and started nosing around in the sock drawer to build a nest.
by scodder May 6, 2010
Get the bear your kittens mug.Monkey rape is the regrettable practise of a tying a monkey up by his tail and then boning him up the ass.
Can be quite noisy.
Can be quite noisy.
Don's neighbors got used to the smell of bananas and monkey poo, and even to the sight of him doing monkey rape on a monkey hanging from his clothesline.
But they never got used to the screaming.
But they never got used to the screaming.
by scodder May 6, 2010
Get the monkey rape mug.A fudge picker is someone whose job it is to pick poop off flaccid, spent willies at a gay bathhouse.
As Franklin went through his disgusting, smelly day as a fudge picker, he dreamed of the time he would be far away from all this, and married to George Michael.
by scodder May 7, 2010
Get the fudge picker mug."Eat my peach fish!" said Cynthia Ewok, spreading her furry legs.
"With great joy, my nubile fur pile," said Gregor Ewok, his tongue fluttering like a hummingbird's wings.
"With great joy, my nubile fur pile," said Gregor Ewok, his tongue fluttering like a hummingbird's wings.
by scodder May 8, 2010
Get the nubile fur pile mug.Sperm 1: Are we going to fallopia?
Sperm 2: Totally dude!
Sperm 1: Cool, what's for dinner?
Sperm 2: I hear we get egg...
Sperm 2: Totally dude!
Sperm 1: Cool, what's for dinner?
Sperm 2: I hear we get egg...
by scodder May 9, 2010
Get the fallopia mug.Cat pants are the furry wide part on cat legs.
Very important to tomcats in assessing female cat beauty.
Very important to tomcats in assessing female cat beauty.
"Wow, look at Fluffy's cat pants," said Tom, "what a babe!"
"Meeyowr!" responded Thom, "I'd hit that!"
"Meeyowr!" responded Thom, "I'd hit that!"
by scodder May 9, 2010
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