Definitions by scodder

reverse gerbilling 

Reverse gerbilling is where a person tries to insert themselves into a gerbil's anus.

Very often has explosive results.

When Raoul heard the small muffled explosion and saw Manuel covered in gerbil guts, he knew he'd been reverse gerbilling again.

reverse gerbilling by scodder May 17, 2010

pants blaster

A pants blaster is a fart so explosive it blows your pants off, leaving only the waistband.

Often encountered after a taco and beer binge.

Fred's friends heard a gigantic fart and then saw him staggering down the stairs covered in poop, wearing only the waistband of his jeans.

"Pants blaster," said Syd.

"Open a window," said Geoff.

pants blaster by scodder May 17, 2010

tragina

A tragina is a tragic vagina.

Staci called Muffy in tears.

"Micky just boinked me, and then told me he was dumping me," she sobbed, "I've got a tragina!"

tragina by scodder May 16, 2010

inside the park home run

An inside the park home run is incest.

When Cletus told us he'd scored an inside the park home run, we knew his sister "Ugly Jane" had lost her virginity.

inside the park home run by scodder May 16, 2010

pangolinism 

Pangolinism is a sexual obsession with pangolins, a scaly anteater.

A terrible addiction.

Tesco suspected his friend Rupert of pangolinism, but what gave it away was the jars of ants and the acrid smell of pangolin jizz.

pangolinism by scodder May 15, 2010

Spoogebob Spermpants 

Spoogebob Spermpants jizzes relentlessly on other undersea creatures.

He is extremely unpopular because of this.

When Tony Tuna woke up, he was drenched in suspicious jizz.

"Damn you, Spoogebob Spermpants!" he cried out angrily, shaking his fin.

Spoogebob Spermpants by scodder May 15, 2010

cheese ball 

A cheese ball is a replacement testicle made from cheese.

After the alligator hunting accident took his nut, Dwayne had a cheese ball made.

Unfortunately, the cheesy smell made him very popular with local dogs.

cheese ball by scodder May 14, 2010