scodder's definitions

Book ham Danno

"Book ham Danno," is the iconic phrase from the classic TV show "Swine Hawaii Five-Oh".

After wrestling the escaped pig to the ground, Pig Detective McGarret looked over to his assistant and said: "Book ham Danno."

by scodder July 29, 2010

whack a dog

Whack a dog means jacking off a dog.

Strangely enough this can be a profession.

After coffee break at the AI clinic, Camilla sighed, put on her gloves, and went off to whack a dog.

by scodder August 8, 2010

homely sexual

A homely sexual is an ugly gay guy.

I had to put a bag over Marco's head when I was banging him," said Neal. "He's such a homely sexual."

by scodder June 28, 2010

monkey job

A monkey job means swinging from a bar and screaming loudly while giving a blowjob.

Very refreshing.

Cindy was much loved around the frat for her ability to give a fantastic monkey job.

by scodder April 29, 2010

thruster bunny

A thruster bunny is a sexually crazed rabbit who humps everything.

Bob: Why is there white goo all over everything, including the cat?

Ned: Thruster bunny.

Bob: When I catch that insane rodent I'm going to cut him into jerky!

by scodder February 15, 2014

sevenskin

A foreskin so long you can fill it with air and make balloon animals.

Fred's sevenskin was so long he had to tuck it into the top of his sock so he could walk without tripping over it.

by scodder April 7, 2010

rejaculation

Rejaculation is where you want to blow your wad, but can't, so you keep trying until you do.

"If you want to get preggers," said Tyrone to Suzie, "I'm going to have to try for a rejaculation, so keep pumping."

"Unnngha, aaargh!" said Suzie, grinding her muff against his turgid meat pipe.

by scodder July 6, 2010