choadminster fuller

Choadminster Fuller was the genius inventor of several choad-related items, including the Geodesic Choad and the Choadmaxion car.
Snowdon: I can't believe Choadminster Fuller never invented a condom for choads.

Exminster: I know, they keep breaking on me too!
by scodder October 10, 2012
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hog masturbator

A hog masturbator is someone who masturbates Harley motorcycles ("hogs").

A most unfortunate habit.
Sniffy the Pinhead, a known hog masturbator, was whacking off a Harley when a lug wrench hit him just above the ear.

He hang on for a half hour, twitching and drooling, before he mercifully passed away.
by scodder May 24, 2010
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whack a dog

Whack a dog means jacking off a dog.

Strangely enough this can be a profession.
After coffee break at the AI clinic, Camilla sighed, put on her gloves, and went off to whack a dog.
by scodder August 07, 2010
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bear your kittens

If you're in a cozy friendship with somebody and want to take it to the next level, tell them "I want to bear your kittens!"

If they start building a nest in the sock drawer, it's a really good sign.
When Madge told Mike, "I want to bear your kittens!" she was ecstatic when he brought her a dead mouse and started nosing around in the sock drawer to build a nest.
by scodder May 06, 2010
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nubile fur pile

"Nubile fur pile" is what Ewoks call each in the throes of passion.
"Eat my peach fish!" said Cynthia Ewok, spreading her furry legs.

"With great joy, my nubile fur pile," said Gregor Ewok, his tongue fluttering like a hummingbird's wings.
by scodder May 08, 2010
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can my cat watch?

"Can my cat watch?" is what not to say when you're on a first date and getting some action.
They had just made it to the bedroom, and Helena was taking her top off when Bryce asked, "Can my cat watch?"

Bryce slept alone with his cat that night.
by scodder June 27, 2010
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inside the park home run

An inside the park home run is incest.
When Cletus told us he'd scored an inside the park home run, we knew his sister "Ugly Jane" had lost her virginity.
by scodder May 16, 2010
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