Choadminster Fuller was the genius inventor of several choad-related items, including the Geodesic Choad and the Choadmaxion car.
Snowdon: I can't believe Choadminster Fuller never invented a condom for choads.
Exminster: I know, they keep breaking on me too!
Exminster: I know, they keep breaking on me too!
by scodder October 10, 2012
Sniffy the Pinhead, a known hog masturbator, was whacking off a Harley when a lug wrench hit him just above the ear.
He hang on for a half hour, twitching and drooling, before he mercifully passed away.
He hang on for a half hour, twitching and drooling, before he mercifully passed away.
by scodder May 24, 2010
After coffee break at the AI clinic, Camilla sighed, put on her gloves, and went off to whack a dog.
by scodder August 07, 2010
If you're in a cozy friendship with somebody and want to take it to the next level, tell them "I want to bear your kittens!"
If they start building a nest in the sock drawer, it's a really good sign.
If they start building a nest in the sock drawer, it's a really good sign.
When Madge told Mike, "I want to bear your kittens!" she was ecstatic when he brought her a dead mouse and started nosing around in the sock drawer to build a nest.
by scodder May 06, 2010
"Eat my peach fish!" said Cynthia Ewok, spreading her furry legs.
"With great joy, my nubile fur pile," said Gregor Ewok, his tongue fluttering like a hummingbird's wings.
"With great joy, my nubile fur pile," said Gregor Ewok, his tongue fluttering like a hummingbird's wings.
by scodder May 08, 2010
They had just made it to the bedroom, and Helena was taking her top off when Bryce asked, "Can my cat watch?"
Bryce slept alone with his cat that night.
Bryce slept alone with his cat that night.
by scodder June 27, 2010