51 definitions by sandspit

pennis elbow

conventional usage: short-term musculo-skeletal condition brought on by excessive masturbation, affecting active arm.

modern usage: short-term musculo-skeletal condition brought on by excessive masturbation, affecting mouse/pointer arm.

Joe: 'Poor Alvin, two weeks after he got high-speed internet he had pennis elbow in both arms!'

Theresa: 'god, what a spanky dolittle, he must be exhausterbated!

by sandspit November 4, 2007

barrelled

west coast beach slang, getting a sick tube ride.

whoa! mario just got barrelled for five seconds on that wave!

by sandspit October 8, 2007

bonetactile

noun, verb: handjob, hand job, to bring one to orgasm by means of hands only.

Alvin continued his weak arguent to her, that a quick bonetactile would benefit them both. she ultimately disagreed.

by sandspit August 28, 2007

didactile

didactile (noun); someone who is always telling everyone how it is. know-it-all.

Alvin was such a freakin' didactile he had no friends at all.

by sandspit June 29, 2007

molester mobile

full sized van from 1970's to 1980's with either no rear windows at all, or heavily-tinted 'tear drop', or 'heart-shaped' windows.

oh my god, did you see that scary guy with a mullet driving that molester mobile slow down and stare at us? creepy!

by sandspit September 7, 2007

boneriffic

GLEE, AS PERTAINING TO BONERS AND RIFFIC SHIT...not just sexual, just killer!

Sabrina didn't realize that when I said boneriffic, I wasn't talking about her body, but about the waves...that said, she is still BONERIFFIC!

by sandspit November 5, 2009

cripplt

noun: someone who has no physical, or psychological handicap...other than the fact that they are complete idiots.

I waited for 10 minutes for this cripplt guy at the self check-out line...he only had 6 items! 10 minutes?!

by sandspit August 28, 2007