bonetactile

noun, verb: handjob, hand job, to bring one to orgasm by means of hands only.
Alvin continued his weak arguent to her, that a quick bonetactile would benefit them both. she ultimately disagreed.
by sandspit September 17, 2007
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jimmy jack

to waste a salesperson's time with no real intent of buying.
Alvin spent 2 hours looking at every Miata on the lot, but finally left empty-handed, which was no surprise to the armenian salesman, he knew when Alvin walked in that he was in for a jimmy jack.
by sandspit October 18, 2007
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