51 definitions by sandspit

noun, verb: complete fuck-up. total idiot. to screw-up to the max.
Alvin pulled a full legrande when he tried to light the pilot in the water heater...well he burned down the house.

the guy that tried to drive his jeep across the river wasn't just a legrande, he was a JOHN legrande! LOL
by sandspit October 10, 2007
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antagonist in JAKE THE PIMP feature movie.

or, anyone you personally know, that deserves to have a dick in their mouth, and a hairy, sweaty, smelly sack of balls on their chin.
at the club Joe returns from the restroom to find some lame guy hitting hard on his girlfriend.

Joe: hey aren't you that famous asian actor Dillsack Onchin?!

Alvin: I don't know, am I?
by sandspit November 4, 2007
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exhaustile (noun) someone with absolutly no energy or enthusiasum.
Alvin was such an exhaustile, he took the elevator down one floor.
by sandspit June 29, 2007
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Full-sized Ford SUV driven by arguably the most self-centered drivers in North America.
Look at that Lincoln Aggravator parked in the Fire Lane...LAME!
by sandspit October 23, 2007
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noun: Finger On Button, key-less entry for automobiles, and automobile alarm systems. ubiquitous in North America, the world's leader in automobile theft rates.
Alvin: 'fuck! the battery in my key FOB is dead, I can't even get into my Miata!'
by sandspit September 7, 2007
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online gamer that constantly blames network lag for their poor performance in game-play. they are are totally outed because the host server must wait for that client's packets to report before anyone's coordinates can update...thus, actually giving the lagger the edge.
xXKILL3RKILL3RXx: my network sucks right now...2 kills and 23 deaths, wtf?!?

sandspit: you lag liar! you have 4 green bars, and this room is 50MS ping. maybe you just suck at MWF2!!! so STFU!
by sandspit December 31, 2010
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someone who comes off as knowing everything about everything, but upon review is mostly incorrect.
Chris started in today about common-era anthropology...wow what a know it not!
by sandspit January 1, 2010
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