sandspit's definitions

celebrathlete

an athlete that has attained celebrity status through either their physical prowess, or their off-field shenanigans.

What's the dispatcher code for "rampaging blonde wacking celebrathlete husband with golf club"?

by sandspit November 30, 2009

bromantic

Bromantic (adjective); not necessarily homosexual, yet still just a little too much love goin' on between guys.

There was something oddly bromantic about how Alvin shoulder-hugged his new friend Kristoph.

by sandspit July 31, 2007

faguille

Faguille (noun, verb); noun-a man who is attempting to seduce a boy. verb-the act of attempting to seduce a boy.

There was something almost faguilling about how the middle-aged clown interacted with the kids. Faguille

by sandspit July 31, 2007

bonetactile

noun, verb: handjob, hand job, to bring one to orgasm by means of hands only.

Alvin continued his weak arguent to her, that a quick bonetactile would benefit them both. she ultimately disagreed.

by sandspit September 17, 2007

nubileurant

nubileurant: adjective. expanding on the idea of nubile. incredibly sexy female.

whoa that chick is seriously nubileurant!

by sandspit September 17, 2007

cripplt

noun: someone who has no physical, or psychological handicap...other than the fact that they are complete idiots.

I waited for 10 minutes for this cripplt guy at the self check-out line...he only had 6 items! 10 minutes?!

by sandspit September 17, 2007

preview fraud

when a studio produced feature film gets lambasted in a pre-release preview, then is released as a completely different movie.

'wow, i saw that movie a year ago under a different name, and it was a thriller...not a comedy, that's preview fraud!'

by sandspit November 30, 2009