sandspit's definitions

sweater butt

a young woman with a really nice butt hiding it from view because she thinks she's fat.

i sure wish that blonde in jeans would bail that sweater butt!

by sandspit September 17, 2007

bonetactile

noun, verb: handjob, hand job, to bring one to orgasm by means of hands only.

Alvin continued his weak arguent to her, that a quick bonetactile would benefit them both. she ultimately disagreed.

by sandspit September 17, 2007

spanky dolittle

unemployed adult male that has little more to do in a day other than masturbate.

Alvin is such a spanky dolittle, he's lucky he has rich parents!

by sandspit September 24, 2007

hatter

noun: west coast beach slang. someone who poses as a surfer, but would never risk a rag-doll.

mike: hey Alvin, why did you bolt that surfboard to the roof of your car?

Alvin: oh, the last one got stolen one night last month. hatter

by sandspit September 24, 2007

jimmy jack

to waste a salesperson's time with no real intent of buying.

Alvin spent 2 hours looking at every Miata on the lot, but finally left empty-handed, which was no surprise to the armenian salesman, he knew when Alvin walked in that he was in for a jimmy jack.

by sandspit October 18, 2007

nubileurant

nubileurant: adjective. expanding on the idea of nubile. incredibly sexy female.

whoa that chick is seriously nubileurant!

by sandspit September 17, 2007

weasileurant

adjective: weasely by nature. cheap, dishonest.

"I can't beleive Alvin went behind my back, and asked her out! that is the most weasileurant shit ever!"

by sandspit October 18, 2007