FOB

noun: Finger On Button, key-less entry for automobiles, and automobile alarm systems. ubiquitous in North America, the world's leader in automobile theft rates.

Alvin: 'fuck! the battery in my key FOB is dead, I can't even get into my Miata!'

by sandspit September 17, 2007

didactile

didactile (noun); someone who is always telling everyone how it is. know-it-all.

Alvin was such a freakin' didactile he had no friends at all.

by sandspit July 31, 2007

tooligan

troublemaker or vandal that fucks stuff up just to gain points with his "homies".

the police arrested the carload of tooligans for throwing milkshakes at fast-food take-out window employees all night. tooligan

by sandspit October 18, 2007

grovel

verb: west coast slang. to stop at no lengths to get sexual with a chick.

shit, it took a fifth of tequila and 3 o'clock in the morning to get her in bed! and i barely even grovelled her tits before she passed-out. to grovel

by sandspit September 24, 2007

cripplt

noun: someone who has no physical, or psychological handicap...other than the fact that they are complete idiots.

I waited for 10 minutes for this cripplt guy at the self check-out line...he only had 6 items! 10 minutes?!

by sandspit September 17, 2007

preview fraud

when a studio produced feature film gets lambasted in a pre-release preview, then is released as a completely different movie.

'wow, i saw that movie a year ago under a different name, and it was a thriller...not a comedy, that's preview fraud!'

by sandspit November 30, 2009

spanky dolittle

unemployed adult male that has little more to do in a day other than masturbate.

Alvin is such a spanky dolittle, he's lucky he has rich parents!

by sandspit September 24, 2007