scoob

noun: tactless guys that approach girls to hook-up.
omg did you see that scoob spill his beer on himself while was asking me out?! hilarious!
by sandspit September 17, 2007
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cribondle

noun: someone who never leaves the house, or more aproppriately-apartment.
Alvin was such a cribondle he called Pink-Dot for toilet paper...lame!
by sandspit September 24, 2007
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uber-awesome

beyond anything you have seen before, or could have imagined. divine beauty.
"dude, i was cruising the 'net and came across the most uber-awesome blue-bru babe Amber Chaos!!! wth? have you ever seen her?"
by sandspit April 30, 2013
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barrelled

west coast beach slang, getting a sick tube ride.
whoa! mario just got barrelled for five seconds on that wave!
by sandspit October 25, 2007
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cripplt

noun: someone who has no physical, or psychological handicap...other than the fact that they are complete idiots.
I waited for 10 minutes for this cripplt guy at the self check-out line...he only had 6 items! 10 minutes?!
by sandspit September 17, 2007
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bonetactile

noun, verb: handjob, hand job, to bring one to orgasm by means of hands only.
Alvin continued his weak arguent to her, that a quick bonetactile would benefit them both. she ultimately disagreed.
by sandspit September 17, 2007
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spanky dolittle

unemployed adult male that has little more to do in a day other than masturbate.
Alvin is such a spanky dolittle, he's lucky he has rich parents!
by sandspit September 24, 2007
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