Definitions by sandspit

bonetactile 

noun, verb: handjob, hand job, to bring one to orgasm by means of hands only.

Alvin continued his weak arguent to her, that a quick bonetactile would benefit them both. she ultimately disagreed.

bonetactile by sandspit September 17, 2007

molester mobile 

full sized van from 1970's to 1980's with either no rear windows at all, or heavily-tinted 'tear drop', or 'heart-shaped' windows.

oh my god, did you see that scary guy with a mullet driving that molester mobile slow down and stare at us? creepy!

molester mobile by sandspit September 17, 2007

FOB 

noun: Finger On Button, key-less entry for automobiles, and automobile alarm systems. ubiquitous in North America, the world's leader in automobile theft rates.

Alvin: 'fuck! the battery in my key FOB is dead, I can't even get into my Miata!'

FOB by sandspit September 17, 2007

bromantic 

Bromantic (adjective); not necessarily homosexual, yet still just a little too much love goin' on between guys.

There was something oddly bromantic about how Alvin shoulder-hugged his new friend Kristoph.

bromantic by sandspit July 31, 2007

faguille 

Faguille (noun, verb); noun-a man who is attempting to seduce a boy. verb-the act of attempting to seduce a boy.

There was something almost faguilling about how the middle-aged clown interacted with the kids. Faguille

faguille by sandspit July 31, 2007

sqwamble

Sqwamble (verb); sqwamble To make a poor attempt at something.

Alvin sqwambled his chances of getting the girls number by constantly talking about himself. sqwamble

sqwamble by sandspit July 31, 2007

gwomble 

gwomble (verb) successful and deft attempt at, to get, to own, to grab.

First joe gwombled her number, then two days later he gwombled her goodies. to gwomble

gwomble by sandspit July 31, 2007